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Offline earthboundmisfit

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #720 on: September 15, 2012, 05:34:30 PM »


quickly
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #721 on: September 25, 2012, 03:17:31 PM »
Rant on and on and on and on about your special interest until they die from boredom.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #722 on: September 25, 2012, 05:32:29 PM »
Slide them into a pool of lava.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #723 on: September 25, 2012, 05:34:59 PM »
torch them
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #724 on: September 25, 2012, 08:37:44 PM »
Unravel their intestines from the rectal end, and surgically reattatch it to their trachea, dosing them on a massive amount of MgSO4, causing them to shit in their lungs, drowning in their own diarrheoea.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #725 on: September 28, 2012, 04:29:04 PM »
Venture to know their innards by using a very sharp knife.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #726 on: October 03, 2012, 08:25:09 AM »
Whittle them away to nothing.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #727 on: October 03, 2012, 09:28:12 AM »
XXL knitting pin through their ears. You know, one side in.. out the other. Well, you should see the look in their eyes then.  :autism:

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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #728 on: December 23, 2012, 02:16:40 AM »
Yank out the jugular and let em bleed to death
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #729 on: June 22, 2013, 06:36:12 PM »
Zap them with a death ray
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #730 on: June 22, 2013, 06:41:47 PM »
Acid-soaked bacon. Who could resist?
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #731 on: June 22, 2013, 06:47:52 PM »
Butter their front steps
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #732 on: June 22, 2013, 09:44:31 PM »
Cyanide cookies.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #733 on: June 25, 2013, 05:20:11 PM »
Drowning (accidently on purpose)
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #734 on: June 25, 2013, 09:26:16 PM »
Entice them to enter the landing bay of your spacecraft.  Open airlock. 
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