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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #510 on: August 25, 2010, 09:51:32 PM »
Variagate them with piranhas and watch them eat themselves to death.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #511 on: August 26, 2010, 05:19:07 PM »
Wash them at high temperatures.  So hygienic too.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #512 on: August 26, 2010, 06:47:04 PM »
Yank them apart with cars
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #513 on: August 26, 2010, 10:17:39 PM »


"Zorro" their asses to death by carving "Z" all over them with an épée. 
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #514 on: August 27, 2010, 01:19:37 AM »
accentuate the positive by deleting the negative and amputate their exitence.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #515 on: August 27, 2010, 10:53:36 AM »
Baste them with honey and put them in an ant pile.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #516 on: August 27, 2010, 03:12:42 PM »
Have Oprah CUDDLE them to death.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #517 on: August 27, 2010, 03:21:05 PM »
De-bone them
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #518 on: August 27, 2010, 03:45:17 PM »
Expose them to Elephantiasis.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #519 on: August 27, 2010, 04:16:47 PM »
Finish them off.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #520 on: August 27, 2010, 04:27:54 PM »
Into the garbage disposal they go
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #521 on: August 27, 2010, 06:36:55 PM »
Hypepsalorum (a weird made-up disease on my husband's family).
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #522 on: August 30, 2010, 01:56:59 AM »
Institutionalize them with a bunch of funnel web spiders.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #523 on: September 01, 2010, 06:46:45 AM »
Jalapenos, tonnes of them, dropped from a great height onto a giant seesaw where the victim is squirming while bound in duct-tape at the other end before being launched into a passing helicopter.
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Re: Ways in which you can kill someone alphabet game
« Reply #524 on: September 01, 2010, 06:55:10 AM »
Kill them, straight up.
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