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Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
« on: September 08, 2009, 07:55:22 PM »
is it too dirty?

do you only shake hands while wearing gloves?

when this disgusting behaviour dies out, will historians look at us and think what revolting creatures we must have been?

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Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 07:59:01 PM »
I prefer not to shake hands but will when I have to. I usually tell people I am getting a cold or that they are dirty.  I never shook hand with gloves on, and I don't think it will die out anytime soon unless there is an epidemic or something
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Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2009, 08:01:27 PM »
you tell people they are dirty?

do they punch you in teh face?  :laugh:

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Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2009, 08:12:04 PM »
Just keep your arms stiffly down at your sides, and bow instead.  :lol:

As women, we used to be able to avoid all that social-handshaking nonsense. Being female, we were presumed not to be bearing weapons, and thus had no need to proffer a visibly-empty hand to anyone to demonstrate our good intentions. All that has changed. Myself I have little problem with shaking anyone's hand; what I dislike is when they lunge in for the kiss on the cheek. Eeew, get off! :yikes: :jedi:

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Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2009, 08:12:55 PM »
Well both are dirty  :P

The kissing thing has to go along with the hugging
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Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2009, 08:26:24 PM »
I mostly get the hugging. :zombiefuck:


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Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2009, 08:29:38 PM »
no one ever hugs me but that's ok

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Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 09:35:52 PM »
If you seriously want to fuck someone up during a handshake, tickle them with your middle finger while doing it.....  :evillaugh:

Do that a few times and nobody will come within cooee of your hand again.

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Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2009, 02:05:32 AM »
Oh well, handshaking is the way to transfer a lot of diseases.
Just had to spam the village with government information because of the SwineFlu, Definitely transmitted by handshakes.  :zombiefuck:

But I do not really mind shaking hands. (I hardly get into situations where I have to lately) I think I pick up germs everywhere. Don't mind the sensation of a handshake either. As long as no-one touches the back of my hand lightly. I truly hate that. Kind of hurts, without pain. Even thinking of it makes me squirm.

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Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2009, 02:09:45 AM »
The Italian fascists actually tried to ban handshaking and replacing it with the Roman salute, but it failed.

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Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2009, 08:52:00 AM »
Just keep your arms stiffly down at your sides, and bow instead.  :lol:

As women, we used to be able to avoid all that social-handshaking nonsense. Being female, we were presumed not to be bearing weapons, and thus had no need to proffer a visibly-empty hand to anyone to demonstrate our good intentions. All that has changed. Myself I have little problem with shaking anyone's hand; what I dislike is when they lunge in for the kiss on the cheek. Eeew, get off! :yikes: :jedi:

In Poland there's a habit (especially amongst old horrible ladies) to kiss the cheek three times  :zombiefuck:  As in left, right, left.  Worst thing is that there is no way to duck out of it or you're classed as rude.  Also in school, in the first 2 weeks everyone went through a honeymoon period (this is still Poland, obviously  ::) ) and kissed each other's cheeks to say hi every morning.  EVERYONE had to do it, even this horribly spot-covered girl.  Eurgh thinking of it still makes me gag.

As for hand-shaking, we should just all wear gloves  :zoinks:  I hate it when people have really sweaty hands.

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Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2009, 09:02:59 AM »
Just keep your arms stiffly down at your sides, and bow instead.  :lol:

As women, we used to be able to avoid all that social-handshaking nonsense. Being female, we were presumed not to be bearing weapons, and thus had no need to proffer a visibly-empty hand to anyone to demonstrate our good intentions. All that has changed. Myself I have little problem with shaking anyone's hand; what I dislike is when they lunge in for the kiss on the cheek. Eeew, get off! :yikes: :jedi:

In Poland there's a habit (especially amongst old horrible ladies) to kiss the cheek three times  :zombiefuck:  As in left, right, left.  Worst thing is that there is no way to duck out of it or you're classed as rude.  Also in school, in the first 2 weeks everyone went through a honeymoon period (this is still Poland, obviously  ::) ) and kissed each other's cheeks to say hi every morning.  EVERYONE had to do it, even this horribly spot-covered girl.  Eurgh thinking of it still makes me gag.

As for hand-shaking, we should just all wear gloves  :zoinks:  I hate it when people have really sweaty hands.

I can only imagine what happens when one person has the flu and everyone is kissing cheeks. It would spread fast.
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Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2009, 09:15:23 AM »
It's a disgusting western custom. Another reason why I prefer eastern and especially japanese. They usually bow instead of hand shaking.

In western pig culture, it's considered a sign of character and dignity to have a "firm and convincing" handshake. That's pathetic imo. Who wants to be like Bill Clinton or Donald comb-over, really?

When I see an Ivy-League JFK-type with a "firm and convincing" handshake, a gentleman's spirit, Ralph Lauren, a burger in his stomach and bit of "Rock'n'Roll" I feel like killing something.

I don't shake hands if it can be avoided.
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Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2009, 12:40:47 PM »
It's a disgusting western custom. Another reason why I prefer eastern and especially japanese. They usually bow instead of hand shaking.

In western pig culture, it's considered a sign of character and dignity to have a "firm and convincing" handshake. That's pathetic imo. Who wants to be like Bill Clinton or Donald comb-over, really?

When I see an Ivy-League JFK-type with a "firm and convincing" handshake, a gentleman's spirit, Ralph Lauren, a burger in his stomach and bit of "Rock'n'Roll" I feel like killing something.

I don't shake hands if it can be avoided.

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Re: Let's talk about the filthy act of hand-shaking
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2009, 04:20:32 PM »
I doesn't bother me because I always wash my hands afterwards. I despise kissing on the cheek. Cheek kissers know how to latch on to you so you can't escape, and they always make that horrible smooching sound. ::shudders::
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