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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #60 on: August 28, 2006, 01:00:03 PM »

overbite extraordinaire.
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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #61 on: August 28, 2006, 01:04:05 PM »
yes, but what a voice/performer!

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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #62 on: August 28, 2006, 01:10:08 PM »
i noticed that gay men and pornstar women all have overbites.  do you think this is from sucking cock.


Do you know this sounds like something Happeh would say?

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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #63 on: August 28, 2006, 01:11:14 PM »
 :laugh:

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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #64 on: August 28, 2006, 01:13:11 PM »
plus one karma if you can name either of them

Late reply- but was that a hint?  ((I know the actual answer, obviously, jsut wondering if you were alludig to Karma Chameleon))
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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #65 on: August 28, 2006, 01:31:03 PM »
i have an overbite but i'm a virgin. how about that? i'm always the odd woman out. :P
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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #66 on: August 28, 2006, 01:32:45 PM »
btw Boy George is hawttt :-* :-* :-* i love him...her... himher :P
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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #67 on: August 28, 2006, 01:37:35 PM »
You can still suck dick and be a virgin.  Don't you have a boyfriend, Milla? 

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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #68 on: August 28, 2006, 01:40:18 PM »
yes. i don't consider dicksuckers to be virgins. :P
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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #69 on: August 28, 2006, 01:41:19 PM »
Oh.  Well then I'll have to lower my age of de-virginity substantially. 

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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #70 on: August 28, 2006, 01:53:26 PM »
 :laugh:
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #71 on: August 28, 2006, 04:15:31 PM »
yes. i don't consider dicksuckers to be virgins. :P

that is not true.

according to the Virgins Rule Book: A Guide for the Chaste (i made that up), you can give oral sex and remain a virgin, just so long as you do not swallow.
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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #72 on: August 28, 2006, 04:18:39 PM »
I think I can see how that makes some kind of sense:  If a woman doesn't swallow, then she hasn't been violated by semen, rather like the other end.  So BJ without cum would be akin to penetration without inside ejaculation, thereby ensuring...wait - it's NOT making sense. 

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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #73 on: August 28, 2006, 04:35:54 PM »
nope, the pre-cum remains in the vagina.  she can spit the stuff out of her mouth.
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Re: Name that critter
« Reply #74 on: August 28, 2006, 08:20:32 PM »
CONDOM!

^^ shouted for the benefit of the hard of thinking :P