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Re: Say something absurd
« Reply #30 on: September 13, 2009, 10:14:47 PM »
"In India people take opium to get the courage to murder. Then they rally out in the open streets and chop down eveyone they're coming across. English travellers have encountered such insanity in Batavia."

- Marquis de Sade

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Re: Say something absurd
« Reply #31 on: September 13, 2009, 10:21:53 PM »
Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination the like of which has never been seen, atheistic to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell.... Kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change  ;)
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Re: Say something absurd
« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2009, 11:13:43 AM »
kmujnrea32xcgw cx!
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Re: Say something absurd
« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2009, 06:13:11 PM »
Quote from: Bint on September 14, 2009, 11:13:43 AM
kmujnrea32xcgw cx!

I love Anton too.
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« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2009, 08:59:41 PM »
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Re: Say something absurd
« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2009, 09:05:20 PM »
Lit is a logical, sound person
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Re: Say something absurd
« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2009, 09:21:10 PM »
I ran over a pirus
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Re: Say something absurd
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2009, 12:37:07 AM »
pirus = penis virus.

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Re: Say something absurd
« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2009, 12:48:08 AM »
I'll discumgalliumfriate you! I will by ling!

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Re: Say something absurd
« Reply #39 on: September 18, 2009, 01:59:13 PM »
I'm an arrrrrse
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Re: Say something absurd
« Reply #40 on: September 09, 2013, 11:47:36 AM »
"We find in the records that at Salamis the son of Euthymenes grew to 4 ft. 6 in. in his third year; he walked slowly, was dull of sense, became sexually quite mature, had a bass voice, and was carried off by a sudden attack of paralysis when he turned three. We ourselves recently saw almost all these features except sexual maturity in a son of the Knight of Rome Cornelius Tacitus, Deputy Finance Minister in Belgic Gaul. The Greeks call these cases 'perverts,' but in the Latin country there is no name for them."

Pliny the Elder

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Re: Say something absurd
« Reply #41 on: September 09, 2013, 11:52:37 AM »
People are too small to stand up on mars.
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Re: Say something absurd
« Reply #42 on: September 09, 2013, 11:56:41 AM »
The fourth dimension is just above the two-dimensional universe.
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Re: Say something absurd
« Reply #43 on: September 09, 2013, 12:18:01 PM »
Intelligent design is backed by far more than the theory of evolution.
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Re: Say something absurd
« Reply #44 on: September 09, 2013, 01:15:35 PM »
There is no admin conspiracy. :tinfoil:
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