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do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
« on: August 16, 2009, 04:46:43 PM »
i think me and my tortoise are very similar in many ways. look at our aspie faces




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Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2009, 06:49:35 PM »
i think he has tourtettes syndrome
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Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2009, 05:13:17 AM »
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Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2009, 02:10:48 PM »
It's so hard to tell, Soph. Could just be Social Anxiety, that thick shell ya know.
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Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2009, 01:54:00 AM »
There seems to be a dash of inertia too. But still, that's not enough for a DX.
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Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2009, 05:58:10 AM »
This is to funny. I have not laugh so much in a long time.

He maybe aspie.
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Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2009, 03:38:51 PM »
Does it like spinning?

Or 'running' around in circles?

And if so, does it like it more than the average tortoise?
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Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
« Reply #7 on: March 24, 2010, 05:58:37 PM »
Asspie for sure  :indeed:

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Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
« Reply #8 on: March 24, 2010, 09:24:53 PM »
That tortise is much better looking than you are.

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Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
« Reply #9 on: March 24, 2010, 09:26:14 PM »
That tortise is much better looking than you are.
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Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2010, 06:20:11 AM »
http://www.manikay.com/didjeridu/tortcook.shtml  Wow. So that is how you would cook him if you had to. Was wondering. Wonder what he would taste? You think he would taste like chicken? Hypothetically speaking of course.
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Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2010, 06:51:34 PM »
turtles taste exactly like chicken. lets see if CBC will fry some up for us     :evillaugh:

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Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2010, 08:09:47 PM »
turtles taste exactly like chicken. lets see if CBC will fry some up for us     :evillaugh:

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Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2010, 08:22:19 PM »
Well that does kind of look like a turtle..... :thumbup:

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Re: do you think my tortoise has aspergers?
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2010, 08:27:30 PM »
Well that does kind of look like a turtle..... :thumbup:

But it's made out of beef.  :thumbup:
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