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Horse shit explosive
« on: August 15, 2009, 09:08:04 AM »
"USP 757, 693
April 19, 1904
Jocob Tollner. of New York, N.Y.,
Assignor to F.G. Dokken Wadel and H.M. Grant
of New York, N.Y.
Be it known that I, Jacob Tollner, a citizen of Austria-Hungary, residing at New
York, in the county of New York and State of New York, have invented certain new
and useful Improvements in Blasting compounds, of which the following is a
specification.
This invention relates to blasting compounds.
The object of the invention is to produce a blasting compound which shall be
practically non-explosive except under pressure which shall not readily ignite, and
which when burned in confinement produces large volumes of gas which are
developed slowly and which act with great pressure to rupture masses of rock, coal,
&c., when properly placed and ignited in a blast.
My invention consists in the compound which I shall now describe.
I take nitrate of potash, approximately fifteen per centum by weight, nitrate of soda,
say, thirty per centum; sulfur; fifteen per centum; spent tanbark, twenty per centum.
These ingredients are pulverized while in a dry state, I take of horse-manure,
preferably fresh, (or if dry then moistened to a pasty consistency,) twenty per cent.,
and thoroughly incorporate, mix, or grind together all these ingredients. The
moisture of the horse-manure produces with the other ingredients a pasty compound
which will not explode under ordinary conditions while mixing, and the whole may
be safely ground in a mill or mortar. When the compound is thoroughly mixed, it
should be dried, when it may be broken into lumps or may be crumbled or
pulverized. It is generally inadvisable to granulate the compound, as the granulation
would ad to the expense without increasing the efficiency.
The compound may be stored in barrel or other receptacles. It is not very
combustible and requires a strong steady fuse for its ignition.
The tanbark in the above compound is a woody substance which is thought to be
more slowly combustible than charcoal as commonly used in gunpowder. The
mixture of nitrates of soda and potash is believed to give a better result than would
either nitrate separately. The admixture of the various ingredients without dissolution
of soluble material, but in a slightly-moistened condition avoids danger in
compounding. Horse-manure in its natural state generally contains a considerable
volume of gas, as may be fond by chemical analysis, and when the ingredients are
united as above described a blasting compound is produce which burns slowly. but
with great and relatively long-continued pressure, so that by actual trial in quarries
the effective work of this blasting powder is found to be much greater than that of
dynamite as commonly used.
What I claim is —
1. The blasting compound described, consisting of nitrate of potash, nitrate of soda,
sulfur, tanbark, and horse-manure combined in about the proportions specified.
2. A composition of matter consisting of nitrate of potash, approximately fifteen per
centum, nitrate or soda, approximately thirty per cent., sulfur, approximately twenty
per cent., and horse-manure, approximately twenty per cent., mixed and
incorporated substantially as described.
In testimony whereof I affix my signature in response of two witnesses.
Jacob Tollner"

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Re: Horse shit explosive
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2009, 09:45:58 AM »
That means you get to blow shit up.... literally.

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Re: Horse shit explosive
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2009, 10:14:31 AM »
 :agreed:

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Re: Horse shit explosive
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2009, 10:15:33 AM »
Imagine having to be the one mixing it up :zombiefuck:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Horse shit explosive
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2009, 10:21:47 AM »
People weren't that sensitive back in 1904.  :zoinks:

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Re: Horse shit explosive
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2009, 06:24:40 PM »
i always wanted to live on a cattle ranch and generate all electricity off grid with a cow shit gasifier.

feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.

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Re: Horse shit explosive
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2009, 06:44:34 PM »
^I don't know why but for some reason I found that fucking hilarious

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Re: Horse shit explosive
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2009, 08:23:02 PM »
Aparently there are people here complaining about the noise from wind turbines, saying they register a low level hum that forces them to move away from their properties. Shit, what do these people want? If you want to go green, you put up with the shit involved. If you can't handle the inconvenience of what the turbines are doing, then you can't complain about coal fired generators. I bet these wankers would even complain about bigperv's idea....

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Re: Horse shit explosive
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2009, 08:53:45 PM »
^I don't know why but for some reason I found that fucking hilarious

the funny part is that i wasnt joking

http://www.aesenergy.net/news/cow-manure-to-energy.html
feix ma spellan. ai nide halp. coz i caent duet.

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Re: Horse shit explosive
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2009, 09:05:11 PM »
 :laugh:

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Re: Horse shit explosive
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2009, 01:00:05 AM »
Aparently there are people here complaining about the noise from wind turbines, saying they register a low level hum that forces them to move away from their properties. Shit, what do these people want? If you want to go green, you put up with the shit involved. If you can't handle the inconvenience of what the turbines are doing, then you can't complain about coal fired generators. I bet these wankers would even complain about bigperv's idea....

I live in the countryside and I hate wind turbines. They do hum and look like hell in the landscape. The sickest thing is that I know that they put them up here only to satisfy the environmentalists, because >50% of the Swedes actually want to keep the nuclear power.

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Re: Horse shit explosive
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2009, 01:01:43 AM »
^I don't know why but for some reason I found that fucking hilarious

the funny part is that i wasnt joking

http://www.aesenergy.net/news/cow-manure-to-energy.html

No, of course it wasn't a joke. The horse shit explosive is a US patent, as you see, and in many Third World countries they use horse shit for fuel.

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Re: Horse shit explosive
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2010, 02:15:47 AM »
If you wanted to make your enemies that lived through the blast really annoyed this would be the way to go.

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Re: Horse shit explosive
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2010, 10:37:22 AM »
I miss Lit.

He posted some good shit.  :laugh:

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Re: Horse shit explosive
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2011, 10:22:35 AM »
Bump. :viking: