Say something to yourself

[odeon]

Didn't think it would be this easy.

 Hooray, I love it when things are easy!   

Yeah, I love it when things "just work". I got an old laser printer from work, see. Our sysadmin was tired of constantly having to troubleshoot its network connection and bought a new one, so I asked if I could have it.

Well, I factory reset it, plugged it in to my router, searched for it on the LAN and it just works.

It's 6 years old, sure, and it's well used, but I got two brand new toners with it. I'm sure it's got a few thousand pages left in it.

["couldbecousin"]

Didn't think it would be this easy.

 Hooray, I love it when things are easy!   

Yeah, I love it when things "just work". I got an old laser printer from work, see. Our sysadmin was tired of constantly having to troubleshoot its network connection and bought a new one, so I asked if I could have it.

Well, I factory reset it, plugged it in to my router, searched for it on the LAN and it just works.

It's 6 years old, sure, and it's well used, but I got two brand new toners with it. I'm sure it's got a few thousand pages left in it.

 Yay, now you can print up your very own utopian manifesto! 

[odeon]

Didn't think it would be this easy.

 Hooray, I love it when things are easy!   

Yeah, I love it when things "just work". I got an old laser printer from work, see. Our sysadmin was tired of constantly having to troubleshoot its network connection and bought a new one, so I asked if I could have it.

Well, I factory reset it, plugged it in to my router, searched for it on the LAN and it just works.

It's 6 years old, sure, and it's well used, but I got two brand new toners with it. I'm sure it's got a few thousand pages left in it.

 Yay, now you can print up your very own utopian manifesto! 

Yes, it's great. I should post it in the good things that happened today.

[Queen Victoria]

Go stir the stew.

["couldbecousin"]

Go stir the stew.

 What is in the stew?  Please tell all the delicious details. 

[Queen Victoria]

Go stir the stew.

 What is in the stew?  Please tell all the delicious details. 

Beef stew meat, french onion soup and water, stew seasoning from a packet, some mushrooms (because there wasn't enough meat), a can of mixed veggies.

["couldbecousin"]

Go stir the stew.

 What is in the stew?  Please tell all the delicious details. 

Beef stew meat, french onion soup and water, stew seasoning from a packet, some mushrooms (because there wasn't enough meat), a can of mixed veggies.

 I love mushrooms in stews and soups and casseroles! 

[Semicolon]

I love mushrooms

I knew the "innocent" Weeble had a vice.

["couldbecousin"]

I love mushrooms

I knew the "innocent" Weeble had a vice.

 They're a vegetable!  Vegetables are good for you! 

[Semicolon]

I love mushrooms

I knew the "innocent" Weeble had a vice.

 They're a vegetable!  Vegetables are good for you!  

Vegetables are plants. Mushrooms are fungi.

Kingdom fail!

["couldbecousin"]

I love mushrooms

I knew the "innocent" Weeble had a vice.

 They're a vegetable!  Vegetables are good for you!  

Vegetables are plants. Mushrooms are fungi.

Kingdom fail!

 They are perfectly at home in vegetable soup, therefore, you suck! 

[Semicolon]

I love mushrooms

I knew the "innocent" Weeble had a vice.

 They're a vegetable!  Vegetables are good for you!  

Vegetables are plants. Mushrooms are fungi.

Kingdom fail!

 They are perfectly at home in vegetable soup, therefore, you suck! 

Meat can be added to vegetable soup, and vegetables can be added to meat soup, but meat isn't a vegetable. Therefore, you suck!

[Queen Victoria]

I love mushrooms

I knew the "innocent" Weeble had a vice.

 They're a vegetable!  Vegetables are good for you!  

Vegetables are plants. Mushrooms are fungi.

Kingdom fail!

 They are perfectly at home in vegetable soup, therefore, you suck! 

A mushroom is the fleshy, spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground on soil or on its food source. Like all fungi, mushrooms are not plants and do not undergo photosynthesis.
Mushrooms would be homeless since I don't put them in my vegetable soup.   

[Semicolon]

I love mushrooms

I knew the "innocent" Weeble had a vice.

 They're a vegetable!  Vegetables are good for you!  

Vegetables are plants. Mushrooms are fungi.

Kingdom fail!

 They are perfectly at home in vegetable soup, therefore, you suck!  

A mushroom is the fleshy, spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground on soil or on its food source. Like all fungi, mushrooms are not plants and do not undergo photosynthesis.
Mushrooms would be homeless since I don't put them in my vegetable soup.  

Thank you for adding sensibility to this thread, Queen Victoria.

[Queen Victoria]

I love mushrooms

I knew the "innocent" Weeble had a vice.

 They're a vegetable!  Vegetables are good for you!  

Vegetables are plants. Mushrooms are fungi.

Kingdom fail!

 They are perfectly at home in vegetable soup, therefore, you suck!  

A mushroom is the fleshy, spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically produced above ground on soil or on its food source. Like all fungi, mushrooms are not plants and do not undergo photosynthesis.
Mushrooms would be homeless since I don't put them in my vegetable soup.  

Thank you for adding sensibility to this thread, Queen Victoria.

Hey, Wikipedia and I are like that: