Why do I subject myself to this?
A) Because you love your family and want to support them in the style they've become accustomed them to.
OR
B) Because you love Intensity Squared and want to insult us in the style we've become accustomed to.
The answer depends on the definition of "this."
This I don't know. That is, not anymore.
How about, despite A) and B) you are obsessive compulsive, somewhat wavering from one end of the autism spectrum to the other, daily positioning depending upon many factors, and you can not help yourself?
Sorry you have to deal with so many idiots, these days.