Say something to yourself

['andersom']

Not to worry. I'm pretty weird too.

I had been suspecting something like that. 

Really?

Really.

["couldbecousin"]

Not to worry. I'm pretty weird too.

I had been suspecting something like that. 

Really?

Really.

Maybe he has that Ass Burger Disease! 

["couldbecousin"]

By Royal Proclamation, I now pronounce this the pronoun thread.

Excellent choice, Your Majesty! 

["couldbecousin"]

Next time you set up the coffee maker,  remember to turn it on. 

[odeon]

Next time you set up the coffee maker,  remember to turn it on. 

["couldbecousin"]

Next time you set up the coffee maker,  remember to turn it on. 

Eventually I did turn it on, and the was made, and there was great rejoicing!   

[Queen Victoria]

Next time you set up the coffee maker,  remember to turn it on. 

And remember to put the pot on the burner.  The hot coffee will run onto the table and ruin it and there will be no hot coffee to drink, the mess will take so long to clean up that you will be late for work .

["couldbecousin"]

Next time you set up the coffee maker,  remember to turn it on. 

And remember to put the pot on the burner.  The hot coffee will run onto the table and ruin it and there will be no hot coffee to drink, the mess will take so long to clean up that you will be late for work .

Yeah, that would be a "royal" pain! 


I did most of the setup OK, just thought it was odd to find the pot still empty when I returned to the room 5 minutes later! 

[P7PSP]

Next time you set up the coffee maker,  remember to turn it on. 

Eventually I did turn it on, and the was made, and there was great rejoicing!   

Rejoicing rocks. 

["couldbecousin"]

Next time you set up the coffee maker,  remember to turn it on. 

Eventually I did turn it on, and the was made, and there was great rejoicing!   

Rejoicing rocks. 

Especially when accompanied by some great music!   

[Al Swearegen]

Get up and moving you sorry sack of shit and stop moping around. Kids will be here soon and you have shit to do.

[DirtDawg]

You should have turned down your music before the cops came by.

A simple walk around the block would have confirmed how "fucking loud" your Led Zeppelin was playing in the neighborhood.

Revisit the "First Padawan Lesson,"  you moron!!!

[Queen Victoria]

You should have turned down your music before the cops came by.

A simple walk around the block would have confirmed how "fucking loud" your Led Zeppelin was playing in the neighborhood.

Revisit the "First Padawan Lesson,"  you moron!!!

Well, as long as it was during the allowable "loud" hours it should have been okay.  Between 11 pm and 6 am, no loudness allowed.

[DirtDawg]

It was almost eleven PM when the "local constabulary" ambled by and inquired as to the nature of the reported disturbance of the peace I had been raising. (I had it up a bit too loud - I admit it) I was in the pool and playing some early Led Zeppelin  and enjoying some decent deep-water relaxation in the cool night air.

I might have gotten away with playing any of the current "fake country music"  bullshit about sister fucking, cheating on your wife and beating people up who already have fewer teeth than tattoos, that is a part of "top forty"  radio promotions all over the nation or some form of "slap da BIGass ho' N kill her nigga friends rap" (seriously, I can not even allow my young children to go outside around rush hour, because the airwaves are "X-Rated" from all the damn Rap music that they beat out at bone numbing volumes around here!) that is blasted at very high volume from every second teen owned car that passes by - unfortunately, those petty crimes go completely unnoticed - BUT, an old man who wants to mellow out in his pool and hear some old tymie hippie music - now THAT is a fucking crime well worth investigating!  We can NOT have anyone being mellow and gettin' down to Zep around here!!

[Queen Victoria]

It was almost eleven PM when the "local constabulary" ambled by and inquired as to the nature of the reported disturbance of the peace I had been raising. (I had it up a bit too loud - I admit it) I was in the pool and playing some early Led Zeppelin  and enjoying some decent deep-water relaxation in the cool night air.

I might have gotten away with playing any of the current "fake country music"  bullshit about sister fucking, cheating on your wife and beating people up who already have fewer teeth than tattoos, that is a part of "top forty"  radio promotions all over the nation or some form of "slap da BIGass ho' N kill her nigga friends rap" (seriously, I can not even allow my young children to go outside around rush hour, because the airwaves are "X-Rated" from all the damn Rap music that they beat out at bone numbing volumes around here!) that is blasted at very high volume from every second teen owned car that passes by - unfortunately, those petty crimes go completely unnoticed - BUT, an old man who wants to mellow out in his pool and hear some old tymie hippie music - now THAT is a fucking crime well worth investigating!  We can NOT have anyone being mellow and gettin' down to Zep around here!!

I would suggest underwater speakers, but I don't think the sound quality is up to even reasonable standards.