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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #165 on: October 20, 2009, 07:07:04 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 20, 2009, 07:03:14 AM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 19, 2009, 05:53:19 AM
When they say women in thier mid 30's start to hit their sexual prime, they weren't kidding. It's not even 8am. You really shouldn't be so horny.  :facepalm2:
Trust me, it can get worse when you reach 40. I guess there is no outgrowing that.  :laugh:

seriously? okay that's exciting! :laugh: a guy friend of mine that I grew up with is always telling me, "Damn, it really sucks that you're single. You're wasting your sexual prime years." And I kept telling him that I put my sexual prime on hiatus so that when I find the right guy I'll still have plenty of time to make good use of it. ;) Yay!! Now I know I've still got oodles of years of great sex ahead of me. :green:
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #166 on: October 20, 2009, 07:08:48 AM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 20, 2009, 06:19:48 AM
Quote from: matthe on October 20, 2009, 02:20:09 AM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 19, 2009, 05:53:19 AM
When they say women in thier mid 30's start to hit their sexual prime, they weren't kidding. It's not even 8am. You really shouldn't be so horny.  :facepalm2:

mid thirtys? crap. i thought it was late 20's. im going back to 20 year olds. cant keep up with the thirtysomethings any more.

you make a 20 year old cum and she thinks youre cool. you make a 30 year old cum and she wont leave you alone, ever.

What kind of 30-something women are you screwing? I can make myself cum just fine on my own and if a man does it for me, it's just a bonus. I don't need to chase him down for it.
one without a vibrator. she keeps saying that she wants a cast of my bits
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #167 on: October 20, 2009, 07:15:20 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 20, 2009, 07:03:14 AM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 19, 2009, 05:53:19 AM
When they say women in thier mid 30's start to hit their sexual prime, they weren't kidding. It's not even 8am. You really shouldn't be so horny.  :facepalm2:
Trust me, it can get worse when you reach 40. I guess there is no outgrowing that.  :laugh:

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #168 on: October 20, 2009, 07:19:45 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on October 20, 2009, 07:15:20 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 20, 2009, 07:03:14 AM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on October 19, 2009, 05:53:19 AM
When they say women in thier mid 30's start to hit their sexual prime, they weren't kidding. It's not even 8am. You really shouldn't be so horny.  :facepalm2:
Trust me, it can get worse when you reach 40. I guess there is no outgrowing that.  :laugh:

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And to think that you are only in your 30's

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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #169 on: October 20, 2009, 07:36:46 AM »
Now, get that lazy ass from the chair, and finish the other half of your job.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #170 on: April 07, 2010, 10:03:55 AM »
Get off your ass and live ffs!  :duh:
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #171 on: April 07, 2010, 10:05:13 AM »
And clean up this apartment before your ass gets evicted and has to crawl back to your father's house and move back into your childhood bedroom!  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #172 on: April 07, 2010, 02:31:01 PM »
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #173 on: April 07, 2010, 04:00:08 PM »
Don't be late to work again. Get there on time, get it done and get out!  :viking:
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #174 on: April 11, 2010, 07:07:26 AM »
Do not randomly flirt with strange, unknown men.
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #175 on: April 11, 2010, 07:08:52 AM »
Quote from: ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ on April 11, 2010, 07:07:26 AM
Do not randomly flirt with strange, unknown men.

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Good advice, that!
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #176 on: April 11, 2010, 07:09:32 AM »
"Call the shoe store at the mall to see what time they open."
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #177 on: April 11, 2010, 07:14:55 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 11, 2010, 07:09:32 AM
"Call the shoe store at the mall to see what time they open."

"Yay, people are here! That means new posts will soon appear!" :asthing:
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #178 on: April 11, 2010, 01:48:00 PM »
"You're only 5'2" tall, you don't need to weigh 177 pounds!" :tantrum:
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"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Say something to yourself
« Reply #179 on: April 11, 2010, 01:49:19 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 11, 2010, 01:48:00 PM
"You're only 5'2" tall, you don't need to weigh 177 pounds!" :tantrum:

I'm 5'10" and I weigh only 170 pounds.  8)
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