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I am wondering why, after two days in the woods, I can still smell peoples' perfume on me.I have not bathed, only dipped into a very cold stream, so maybe that explains it.
Quote from: odeon on August 19, 2010, 03:23:56 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 19, 2010, 02:51:12 PMQuote from: odeon on August 18, 2010, 03:23:40 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 18, 2010, 02:20:44 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on August 18, 2010, 12:42:13 PMFucking magnets! How do they work?! I never understood the attraction with magnets.You never felt that pull?You aspie kids and your puns! We're just playing the (magnetic) field. Let's be positive and banish all negative thoughts.
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 19, 2010, 02:51:12 PMQuote from: odeon on August 18, 2010, 03:23:40 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 18, 2010, 02:20:44 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on August 18, 2010, 12:42:13 PMFucking magnets! How do they work?! I never understood the attraction with magnets.You never felt that pull?You aspie kids and your puns! We're just playing the (magnetic) field.
Quote from: odeon on August 18, 2010, 03:23:40 PMQuote from: Weakling on August 18, 2010, 02:20:44 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on August 18, 2010, 12:42:13 PMFucking magnets! How do they work?! I never understood the attraction with magnets.You never felt that pull?You aspie kids and your puns!
Quote from: Weakling on August 18, 2010, 02:20:44 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on August 18, 2010, 12:42:13 PMFucking magnets! How do they work?! I never understood the attraction with magnets.You never felt that pull?
Quote from: RageBeoulve on August 18, 2010, 12:42:13 PMFucking magnets! How do they work?! I never understood the attraction with magnets.
Fucking magnets! How do they work?!
Quote from: DirtDawg on August 20, 2010, 02:25:38 PMI am wondering why, after two days in the woods, I can still smell peoples' perfume on me.I have not bathed, only dipped into a very cold stream, so maybe that explains it.You have very acute senses, that's why.
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Shall I let the washing hang outside tonight, or not?
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 21, 2010, 03:15:53 PMShall I let the washing hang outside tonight, or not?Yeah, let it all hang out.
Quote from: DirtDawg on August 20, 2010, 02:25:38 PMI am wondering why, after two days in the woods, I can still smell peoples' perfume on me.I have not bathed, only dipped into a very cold stream, so maybe that explains it.I think it's because you are a super smeller like my daughter is. She can tell from some distance whether a person drank coffee for breakfast.
Quote from: Callaway on August 22, 2010, 11:18:22 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on August 20, 2010, 02:25:38 PMI am wondering why, after two days in the woods, I can still smell peoples' perfume on me.I have not bathed, only dipped into a very cold stream, so maybe that explains it.I think it's because you are a super smeller like my daughter is. She can tell from some distance whether a person drank coffee for breakfast.People have a very strong scent. Not only from the perfumes in their washing detergents and shampoos.I can smell where my kids have been playing. And as a child I was the only one not surprised time and time again with a neighbour-girl sneaking in, I could sniff her out.
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 22, 2010, 12:01:07 PMQuote from: Callaway on August 22, 2010, 11:18:22 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on August 20, 2010, 02:25:38 PMI am wondering why, after two days in the woods, I can still smell peoples' perfume on me.I have not bathed, only dipped into a very cold stream, so maybe that explains it.I think it's because you are a super smeller like my daughter is. She can tell from some distance whether a person drank coffee for breakfast.People have a very strong scent. Not only from the perfumes in their washing detergents and shampoos.I can smell where my kids have been playing. And as a child I was the only one not surprised time and time again with a neighbour-girl sneaking in, I could sniff her out. I guess I can't sneak up on any of you then!
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 22, 2010, 03:09:54 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on August 22, 2010, 12:01:07 PMQuote from: Callaway on August 22, 2010, 11:18:22 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on August 20, 2010, 02:25:38 PMI am wondering why, after two days in the woods, I can still smell peoples' perfume on me.I have not bathed, only dipped into a very cold stream, so maybe that explains it.I think it's because you are a super smeller like my daughter is. She can tell from some distance whether a person drank coffee for breakfast.People have a very strong scent. Not only from the perfumes in their washing detergents and shampoos.I can smell where my kids have been playing. And as a child I was the only one not surprised time and time again with a neighbour-girl sneaking in, I could sniff her out. I guess I can't sneak up on any of you then! Maybe when I am doing the dishes. and you should of course not
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 22, 2010, 03:12:00 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 22, 2010, 03:09:54 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on August 22, 2010, 12:01:07 PMQuote from: Callaway on August 22, 2010, 11:18:22 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on August 20, 2010, 02:25:38 PMI am wondering why, after two days in the woods, I can still smell peoples' perfume on me.I have not bathed, only dipped into a very cold stream, so maybe that explains it.I think it's because you are a super smeller like my daughter is. She can tell from some distance whether a person drank coffee for breakfast.People have a very strong scent. Not only from the perfumes in their washing detergents and shampoos.I can smell where my kids have been playing. And as a child I was the only one not surprised time and time again with a neighbour-girl sneaking in, I could sniff her out. I guess I can't sneak up on any of you then! Maybe when I am doing the dishes. and you should of course not I know, when I raise my voice at work, I can be heard at the other end of the building!
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 22, 2010, 03:13:14 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on August 22, 2010, 03:12:00 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on August 22, 2010, 03:09:54 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on August 22, 2010, 12:01:07 PMQuote from: Callaway on August 22, 2010, 11:18:22 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on August 20, 2010, 02:25:38 PMI am wondering why, after two days in the woods, I can still smell peoples' perfume on me.I have not bathed, only dipped into a very cold stream, so maybe that explains it.I think it's because you are a super smeller like my daughter is. She can tell from some distance whether a person drank coffee for breakfast.People have a very strong scent. Not only from the perfumes in their washing detergents and shampoos.I can smell where my kids have been playing. And as a child I was the only one not surprised time and time again with a neighbour-girl sneaking in, I could sniff her out. I guess I can't sneak up on any of you then! Maybe when I am doing the dishes. and you should of course not I know, when I raise my voice at work, I can be heard at the other end of the building! Inquisitive minds want to know how large the building is.