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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #255 on: June 04, 2007, 02:26:23 PM »
To watch, or play with?

A gay guy would get bored with a Swimsuit Model. She needs a couple of bisexual guy-friends chasing her.

if i'm not gay, then how come i have such a strong gaydar?

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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #256 on: June 04, 2007, 04:16:30 PM »
no i just ogle at gay pr0n, i wouldn't like to do shit with a gay guy. the point with gay guys is that there are no women ruining the moment. i'm a woman.

quagmire, you are a gay straight guy.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #257 on: June 04, 2007, 06:29:37 PM »
quagmire, you are a gay straight guy.
slightly bent?
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #258 on: June 07, 2007, 06:49:58 PM »
gay straight guys are straight but they seem gay. then there's their opposite, straight gay guy, think Beecher and Keller.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #259 on: June 08, 2007, 02:16:17 PM »
Did you live in Portland? If so, which Portland?

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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #260 on: June 08, 2007, 02:53:11 PM »
Portland, Oregon, but no.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #261 on: June 08, 2007, 03:23:38 PM »
there is a Portland, Maine.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #262 on: June 08, 2007, 03:57:58 PM »
i know. i love Stephen King too. but i also love Chuch Palahniuk.

Spokane Girl's favorite movie is based in Spokane. my favorite movie is based in Portland, Oregon.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #263 on: June 08, 2007, 04:17:25 PM »
Portland, Oregon, but no.

Portland Oregon the only Portland you don't live in?

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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #264 on: June 08, 2007, 05:59:40 PM »
i know. i love Stephen King too. but i also love Chuch Palahniuk.

Spokane Girl's favorite movie is based in Spokane. my favorite movie is based in Portland, Oregon.



What is your favorite Portland movie? Are you still living in Ireland? Why did you move there?

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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #265 on: June 08, 2007, 08:02:11 PM »
i know. i love Stephen King too. but i also love Chuch Palahniuk.

Spokane Girl's favorite movie is based in Spokane. my favorite movie is based in Portland, Oregon.



What is your favorite Portland movie? Are you still living in Ireland? Why did you move there?

And did you have sex with Portland yet?  :o

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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #266 on: June 08, 2007, 08:32:58 PM »
Portland, Oregon, but no.

Portland Oregon the only Portland you don't live in?

i live in ireland. :P Portland, Oregon is my favorite Portland.
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #267 on: June 08, 2007, 09:04:38 PM »
i know. i love Stephen King too. but i also love Chuch Palahniuk.

Spokane Girl's favorite movie is based in Spokane. my favorite movie is based in Portland, Oregon.



What is your favorite Portland movie? Are you still living in Ireland? Why did you move there?

Fight Club.

i moved to ireland because i felt like it.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #268 on: June 08, 2007, 09:08:04 PM »
i know. i love Stephen King too. but i also love Chuch Palahniuk.

Spokane Girl's favorite movie is based in Spokane. my favorite movie is based in Portland, Oregon.



What is your favorite Portland movie? Are you still living in Ireland? Why did you move there?

And did you have sex with Portland yet?  :o

no, not just yet.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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Re: should you ask me something?
« Reply #269 on: June 08, 2007, 09:11:04 PM »
Why is Portland your favorite?

How long did you live there before you moved to Ireland?