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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #420 on: January 12, 2014, 04:38:08 PM »
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I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said.  :tard:

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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #421 on: January 13, 2014, 12:30:17 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 08:15:17 AM
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Quote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 01:36:13 PM
I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P

Not true. :P

I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. :P

I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. :smarty:

The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. :smarty:
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #422 on: January 13, 2014, 01:17:52 AM »
Quote from: odeon on January 13, 2014, 12:30:17 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 08:15:17 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 11, 2014, 01:58:53 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 01:36:13 PM
I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P

Not true. :P

I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. :P

I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. :smarty:

The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. :smarty:

If only I could understand them. :orly:
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #423 on: January 14, 2014, 12:00:48 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 13, 2014, 01:17:52 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 13, 2014, 12:30:17 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 08:15:17 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 11, 2014, 01:58:53 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 01:36:13 PM
I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P

Not true. :P

I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. :P

I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. :smarty:

The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. :smarty:

If only I could understand them. :orly:

Maybe they are too refined for you. :M
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #424 on: January 14, 2014, 12:26:49 AM »
Quote from: odeon on January 14, 2014, 12:00:48 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 13, 2014, 01:17:52 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 13, 2014, 12:30:17 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 08:15:17 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 11, 2014, 01:58:53 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 01:36:13 PM
I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P

Not true. :P

I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. :P

I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. :smarty:

The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. :smarty:

If only I could understand them. :orly:

Maybe they are too refined for you. :M

I'll ask Hyke what they mean. :M
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #425 on: January 14, 2014, 01:03:12 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 14, 2014, 12:26:49 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 14, 2014, 12:00:48 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 13, 2014, 01:17:52 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 13, 2014, 12:30:17 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 08:15:17 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 11, 2014, 01:58:53 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 01:36:13 PM
I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P

Not true. :P

I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. :P

I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. :smarty:

The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. :smarty:

If only I could understand them. :orly:

Maybe they are too refined for you. :M

I'll ask Hyke what they mean. :M

It's classified, and revealed on a need to know basis, for Europeans only.
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #426 on: January 14, 2014, 09:19:04 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 14, 2014, 01:03:12 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 14, 2014, 12:26:49 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 14, 2014, 12:00:48 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 13, 2014, 01:17:52 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 13, 2014, 12:30:17 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 11, 2014, 08:15:17 AM
Quote from: odeon on January 11, 2014, 01:58:53 AM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 09, 2014, 01:36:13 PM
I have heard that the Swedish Chef is the Danish Chef in Sweden. :P

Not true. :P

I must have misread. He was Danish in Germany. :P

I don't know if Swedes would get the joke, since you already understand what he's saying. :smarty:

The Chef is telling jokes. You just think he talks funny. :smarty:

If only I could understand them. :orly:

Maybe they are too refined for you. :M

I'll ask Hyke what they mean. :M

It's classified, and revealed on a need to know basis, for Europeans only.

:police: :( :police:

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We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.

"We" being America. :P
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #427 on: January 17, 2014, 12:06:11 AM »
I think it's easier to translate The Chef than to translate Dan Quayle. Both are funny, though.
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #428 on: January 17, 2014, 12:06:41 AM »
And I said "javisst" to my wife, just now.
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #429 on: January 17, 2014, 07:44:37 PM »
Love you.
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #430 on: January 17, 2014, 11:57:24 PM »
Lay down Max.  (He was pacing and driving me a bit nutty)
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #431 on: January 22, 2014, 01:08:15 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on January 17, 2014, 07:44:37 PM
Love you.

How sweet. :)

Quote from: odeon on January 17, 2014, 12:06:11 AM
I think it's easier to translate The Chef than to translate Dan Quayle. Both are funny, though.

Swedes never put the Chef in a position of authority. :P
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #432 on: January 22, 2014, 01:13:15 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 12, 2014, 04:38:08 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 12, 2014, 10:02:21 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 11, 2014, 05:56:02 PM
Quote from: Gary on January 11, 2014, 05:35:44 PM
I have the attention span of a goldfish, so I never know what to write in this thread because I can't remember what I last said.  :tard:

Goldfish say very little.  :M

  I would like to remind everyone that we have a  :witchygoldfish:  in the hidden smilies thread.  :police:

I wonder if there is a price tag still on the tail, or that it is carrying a sheet of paper with a spell on it.

  I think it is a newspaper.  This fish looks intellectual.  :orly:
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #433 on: January 22, 2014, 01:15:15 AM »
  I said  "Thank you"  to the bus driver as I got out at my stop.  :angel:
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Re: What was the last thing you said out loud?
« Reply #434 on: January 23, 2014, 12:03:38 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 22, 2014, 01:08:15 AM
Quote from: Eclair on January 17, 2014, 07:44:37 PM
Love you.

How sweet. :)

Quote from: odeon on January 17, 2014, 12:06:11 AM
I think it's easier to translate The Chef than to translate Dan Quayle. Both are funny, though.

Swedes never put the Chef in a position of authority. :P

I think he was Prime Minister for a while. :P
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