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Getting ready to go out.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Cleaning house
getting ready for my hot water fix.
Sleeping. Why the fuck am I posting?
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.