What SHOULD you be doing right now?

[ShyOne]

thanks for the reminder. i'm working on it but my dog's going crazy downstairs so i have to keep tending to him, no idea what's the matter

Maybe he's barking at that new neighbor!   

What new neighbor?

Just kidding. I take care of a friend's dogs, and they bark at anything on the street that moves. 

Got any tips to shut them up? I know dogs normally bark at the wind but this is getting silly...

["couldbecousin"]

thanks for the reminder. i'm working on it but my dog's going crazy downstairs so i have to keep tending to him, no idea what's the matter

Maybe he's barking at that new neighbor!   

What new neighbor?

Just kidding. I take care of a friend's dogs, and they bark at anything on the street that moves. 

Got any tips to shut them up? I know dogs normally bark at the wind but this is getting silly...

If you can't see anything wrong that would be provoking the barking, maybe just distract the dog, take him to another room... 

[Semicolon]

thanks for the reminder. i'm working on it but my dog's going crazy downstairs so i have to keep tending to him, no idea what's the matter

Maybe he's barking at that new neighbor!   

What new neighbor?

Just kidding. I take care of a friend's dogs, and they bark at anything on the street that moves. 

Got any tips to shut them up? I know dogs normally bark at the wind but this is getting silly...

That depends. Guns would work, but they make a lot of noise.

[ShyOne]

thanks for the reminder. i'm working on it but my dog's going crazy downstairs so i have to keep tending to him, no idea what's the matter

Maybe he's barking at that new neighbor!   

What new neighbor?

Just kidding. I take care of a friend's dogs, and they bark at anything on the street that moves. 

Got any tips to shut them up? I know dogs normally bark at the wind but this is getting silly...

That depends. Guns would work, but they make a lot of noise.

Ah, I'll have to use a knife then. I don't mind getting my hands dirty

[Semicolon]

thanks for the reminder. i'm working on it but my dog's going crazy downstairs so i have to keep tending to him, no idea what's the matter

Maybe he's barking at that new neighbor!   

What new neighbor?

Just kidding. I take care of a friend's dogs, and they bark at anything on the street that moves. 

Got any tips to shut them up? I know dogs normally bark at the wind but this is getting silly...

That depends. Guns would work, but they make a lot of noise.

Ah, I'll have to use a knife then. I don't mind getting my hands dirty

You should be able to see a lot more of the forum now.

[ShyOne]

I should be standing on a street corner squattin' for the lads so I can pay back my student debt.

["couldbecousin"]

I should be standing on a street corner squattin' for the lads so I can pay back my student debt.

Squattin' for the lads? Is that slang? What does it mean?   

[ShyOne]

I should be standing on a street corner squattin' for the lads so I can pay back my student debt.

Squattin' for the lads? Is that slang? What does it mean?   

It's something my little sister says as a running joke. She squats (down onto her imaginary client's genitals) and pretends to be a prostitute as she says she runs her own "business" to support her education. A filthy sense of humour considering she came up with this aged 14

["couldbecousin"]

I should be standing on a street corner squattin' for the lads so I can pay back my student debt.

Squattin' for the lads? Is that slang? What does it mean?   

It's something my little sister says as a running joke. She squats (down onto her imaginary client's genitals) and pretends to be a prostitute as she says she runs her own "business" to support her education. A filthy sense of humour considering she came up with this aged 14

I see... 

[ShyOne]

I should be going to bed but the internet is too exciting.

["couldbecousin"]

I should be going to bed but the internet is too exciting.

It really is! It's a nonstop party! 

[ShyOne]

I should be going to bed but the internet is too exciting.

It really is! It's a nonstop party! 

Agreed. Speaking of nonstop, do you ever sleep? Because you're always on here partying hard.

["couldbecousin"]

I should be going to bed but the internet is too exciting.

It really is! It's a nonstop party! 

Agreed. Speaking of nonstop, do you ever sleep? Because you're always on here partying hard.

I do sleep, yes, but I had this whole day off from work, hence the heavy posting activity!   

[Queen Victoria]

Putting the chicken away.  It should be cooled by now.

["couldbecousin"]

Putting the chicken away.  It should be cooled by now.

*hands you a container...please pack my share of this chicken in this!*