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purposefulinsanity

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2006, 03:00:48 PM »
What are haikus?

From Dictionary.com: " A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons."
                                 
 

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2006, 03:56:37 PM »
I don't understand
what's so great about haikus.
Most of them just suck.

I had to 'yay' you for that, what is this world coming too  :P

Yay!  :D

(I'm not all bad  :-X )
"Someday a real rain will come ..."

purposefulinsanity

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2006, 04:08:41 PM »
I don't understand
what's so great about haikus.
Most of them just suck.

I had to 'yay' you for that, what is this world coming too  :P

Yay!  :D

(I'm not all bad  :-X )


I find that people rarely are, some just keep their 'good' side better hidden  ;)

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2006, 02:23:35 AM »
I don't understand
what's so great about haikus.
Most of them just suck.

superb.  ;D

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2006, 04:41:58 PM »
First five syllables.
Then seven. Then five again.
What is the big deal?
"Someday a real rain will come ..."

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2006, 04:43:15 PM »
There was an old man,
an old man from Nantucket.
His penis was huge.
"Someday a real rain will come ..."

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2006, 04:43:45 PM »
 :laugh:

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2006, 12:15:07 AM »
There was an old man,
an old man from Nantucket.
His penis was huge.

Thats real interesting,
I never knew that I had
cousins out that way.  
:P
« Last Edit: September 13, 2006, 12:18:29 AM by techstepgenr8tion »
Born into this world for one inherent purpose: to drop science and drop it heavy.

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2006, 03:24:11 AM »
 :D

groan!


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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2006, 12:34:33 PM »
I wonder how long
it will take for people to
get sick of this thread.  :P

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2006, 01:24:06 PM »
how does one measure
the time between ecstasy
and the agony?

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2006, 02:33:45 AM »
Mr Jones arrives
As the leaves begin to fall
his panties are stained

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2006, 02:37:45 AM »
angelic wisdom
decrees "take them off your head
you fucking moron".

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2006, 02:44:38 AM »
who is the moron
as rain falls on Seattle
and my head is dry

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Re: Haikus 'R' Us
« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2006, 02:48:50 AM »
you cannot refer
to this angel, as i am
not in seattle