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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2009, 07:08:19 AM »
Too late.  :P
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2009, 07:18:38 AM »
Plastic surgeons the world over are in mourning.
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2009, 08:07:08 AM »
I wonder if they used recyclable plastic in his face?

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2009, 08:10:39 AM »
Everytime I read this thread I imagine John Schuck saying it, like he said "The High Chancellor is dead!" in Star Trek VI.

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2009, 09:05:06 AM »
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!....
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2009, 09:07:13 AM »
Jackson wasn't BRAVE! :toporly:

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2009, 09:10:17 AM »
Or was he?

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #22 on: June 26, 2009, 09:19:58 AM »
We'll never find out.  :orly:

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #23 on: June 26, 2009, 09:30:04 AM »
Or will we....?

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #24 on: June 26, 2009, 01:05:43 PM »
Slightly better joke: My older boy's response to news of Michael Jackson's passing was, "I didn't know plastic could die." :scratchhead:

Here's one more: Jackson's nose died about ten years ago and I was wondering when the rest of the body would follow.
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #25 on: June 26, 2009, 01:19:16 PM »
Heres another joke.

Michael Jackson. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #26 on: June 26, 2009, 02:11:13 PM »
I am making a statement by posting here,  I don't like puting people ignore.  Sometimes people have inciteful things to say, and it can be important in your pursuit of a better life.

Jackson didn't fufill is responsibility as the patient.   The therapist can stress this and that, put they can't force them to do anything, in most situations.  I don't understand problems like that, but maybe its because I am used to being able to reason my way out of them,  sometimes using a therapist.   I haven't been back to one in many months, I did mine, so they can pay more attention to the ones who have more trouble with that part.  I was doing something like that, and yet, I never really told anyone, as far as help, yet I don't do it anymore.   I go above alot of people now to.  That is why I can't see what he is going through.  Piece of orange cream cake, if there was one!  I made it harder than it needed to be, but I gernally agree with what I just said.
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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #27 on: June 26, 2009, 03:49:44 PM »
I am making a statement by posting here,  I don't like puting people ignore.  Sometimes people have inciteful things to say, and it can be important in your pursuit of a better life.

Jackson was my hero. When I was a kid we played hide the sausage, and every since then i've loved the cock.

Fixed.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #28 on: June 26, 2009, 06:35:01 PM »
Sometimes people have inciteful things to say, and it can be important in your pursuit of a better life.

You're postings often incite events... Pity about their lack of insight though :P

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Re: Michael Jackson is dead
« Reply #29 on: June 26, 2009, 06:39:57 PM »
The are going to crucify the doctor world is he got demerol injections before this happened  who know how much was him lately and how much was the drugs
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw