Obama puts "Grey Poupon" mustard on his burger, how dare he!

[punkdrew]

Women. Avocado on a burger. 

I gotta give ya plus 1 on that, Lit.

[Icequeen]

Cheese, ketchup, mustard, onions, & pickle.

Sometimes cheese, bacon, mayo, lettuce & tomato.

Depends on my mood.

[SleepyDragon]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

[Icequeen]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

That sounds good.

[Parts]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

Too many foods together   I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time

[Icequeen]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

Too many foods together   I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time

I'll eat just about anything, this from someone who basically lived off of macaroni & cheese and crackers as a kid. I really hate it when someone mixes peas in my mashed potatoes though. Go figure.

Most things I have a problem with are as a result of texture.
Another thing I can't eat is ice cream once it starts to melt. 

[Callaway]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

Sounds good, but I've never tried beetroot, egg, or pineapple on a burger before.

I first tried guacamole on a burger when my husband and I were on our honeymoon in Cancun and I thought that it was really good.

[punkdrew]

My brother calls vegetables on burgers "vicious". 

"Vicious/you hit me w/ a flower"--Lou Reed

[P7PSP]

Lou Reed is cool. I wonder if he ever fucked up an otherwise good burger by putting Pineapple on it? More evidence that Aussies drink too much. 

[punkdrew]

I've had pineapple on a burger. It's really good!

I don't eat burgers much anymore, but every OIAW I get a hankering and head to the grocery for some White Castle.  

[P7PSP]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

Too many foods together   I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time

You have separation anxiety. 

["couldbecousin"]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

Too many foods together   I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time

You have separation anxiety. 

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   

[P7PSP]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

Too many foods together   I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time

You have separation anxiety. 

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   

Casseroles are good. 

["couldbecousin"]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

Too many foods together   I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time

You have separation anxiety. 

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   

Casseroles are good. 

 They are the true food of the gods!   

[P7PSP]

A properly-made Australian hamburger with the lot contains a meat patty, tomato, beetroot, lettuce, fried onion, egg, bacon, pineapple, cheese and BBQ sauce on a toasted sesame-seed bread roll. Avocado, guacamole or salsa on your burger would be relatively benign in comparison with this.

Too many foods together   I have issues I know I have plates with the separations on them so the foods don't touch and eat from right to left one thing at a time

You have separation anxiety. 

 I am the opposite, I am a casserole girl!   

Casseroles are good. 

 They are the true food of the gods!   

New York baked cheesecake is the dessert.