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I had rotting modified mucous excretions stuffed into little balls of pulverized semolina germ, which is mixed with separated poultry abortions, rolled into cylinders and bent double, then half dried. The whole mess is then boiled to puff them up and served with a topping made from the fruits of crushed and rendered belladonna relatives, combined with the quintessence of various other heavily aromatic, woody, perennial weeds, seeds and bulbs.
The cheese tortellini and pesto sauce was outstanding!