They do have soft toilet roll here, but sadly not in this house. We're using the cheap stuff from the local garage that feels like sandpaper but falls apart in your hand as soon as you use it. I'm not going to go out to get soft stuff because that would mean driving a scooter and that would be way too sore at the moment.
Yup... Looks like I won't be doing anal anytime soon
. TBH I don't have a boyfriend and if I did I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be brave
enough to allow him to do that to me. I can be quite squeamish and it sounds like it would hurt.