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duncvis

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #210 on: August 19, 2006, 08:44:59 AM »
packet of sunflower seeds/pine nuts/pumpkin seeds, twix, cheese and onion rolls, snackajack rice/corn cake thingy.

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #211 on: August 19, 2006, 09:13:30 AM »
packet of sunflower seeds/pine nuts/pumpkin seeds, twix, cheese and onion rolls, snackajack rice/corn cake thingy.

No pie?
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #212 on: August 19, 2006, 09:15:15 AM »
had pie yesterday.  ;D

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #213 on: August 19, 2006, 09:32:11 AM »
had pie yesterday.  ;D
hair pie tomorrow?
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #214 on: August 19, 2006, 09:53:51 AM »
unlikely; PIe won't be 'hair' until thursday.  ;D

*groans at own pun. shoot me now*

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #215 on: August 19, 2006, 09:56:08 AM »
/takes aim...

no, wait!

i need you to carry on playing Lyrics Team Tag/Clobber the Cunt.  i'll just tut, instead, i reckon...

tut.

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #216 on: August 19, 2006, 10:16:27 AM »
Spinach, frying peppers, turkey burger, broccoli, sweet pototoe, sweet peas, corn, apple, tomatoes.  I am buying my tea binge yeah!  Can't wait to have my own appartment so I can have all refrigerator space for me.  I get at most half the refrigerator to myself, and I am only one trying to have good diet in the house. Various nutritional supplements

You should have seen the plate full of food I ate.  It must have been almost 2 lbs.  Almost 2 lbs of nutritious food, and I guess I will turn radioactive soon.
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Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

Spread your legs woman!

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #217 on: August 19, 2006, 10:49:45 AM »
can't wait 'till he's over 35, and weighs 9,000 stone...   >:D

actually, i'm having a bit of a Mr Creosote moment - how i wish...   :laugh:



or, for the crux (although you'll miss all the best bits...): 


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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #218 on: August 19, 2006, 10:52:13 AM »
fuckin' 'ell, dunc - there's PROFESSIONAL PIE EATERS out there!

i am gobsmacked!



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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #219 on: August 19, 2006, 11:26:55 AM »
Well, wanna see? hand them over.  I ate a bunch of bananas before and nothing happened.  I don't use laxatives so STFU!

The laxatives wouldn't help you. A lobotomy might.
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #220 on: August 19, 2006, 11:33:51 AM »
Chinese curry tonight.

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #221 on: August 19, 2006, 11:42:13 AM »
Well, wanna see? hand them over.  I ate a bunch of bananas before and nothing happened.  I don't use laxatives so STFU!

The laxatives wouldn't help you. A lobotomy might.

don't you mean a reverse lobotomy? 

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #222 on: August 19, 2006, 11:55:25 AM »
two tins of sardines in tomato sauce, split between three teacakes = tea. small slice of lemon cake.

...no plans on becoming radioactive.

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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #223 on: August 19, 2006, 03:05:32 PM »
fish and potatos, pizza, candy and juice... and no %#%&# booze! the fun-fun juice store closed way too early!
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Re: What did you eat today?
« Reply #224 on: August 19, 2006, 07:35:10 PM »
Well, wanna see? hand them over.  I ate a bunch of bananas before and nothing happened.  I don't use laxatives so STFU!

The laxatives wouldn't help you. A lobotomy might.
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