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Re: Names for Pubs
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2009, 12:47:43 PM »
A couple locally are the Loose Goose & Alibies.

Not too many catchy names around here, mostly stuff like Joe's Tavern, Bill's Tavern, Angelo's, etc.  ::)

Ex has one, but he just kept the name that it had, since it's had the same name for 3 owners and over 30 years. The natives don't adapt well to change around here, it fucks up their "karma".  :laugh:



When I first read this, I thought is was one pub, now I realize that its TWO names for TWO different pubs.  Good thing I wasn't trying to follow driving directions, me:  "can you tell me where Loose Goose and Alibis is at.  Them:  which one?  Me:   ???

When I was young, there was a horrible missunderstanding between  DNR and D&R with my mom and driving directions..... 
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Re: Names for Pubs
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2009, 01:26:45 PM »
lol i saw it too.

they are always called an animal that's described or moving. like the jumping catfish or hopping horseradish... flying lizardfish... pooping pantomime


Sorry, but those sound rather "alternate lifestylish"....
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Re: Names for Pubs
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2009, 01:36:20 PM »
The pub I frequent here is called "The Lucky Leprachaun"........ :zoinks:
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Re: Names for Pubs
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2009, 01:49:18 PM »
The pub I frequent here is called "The Lucky Leprachaun"........ :zoinks:

My girlfriend calls it the Unlucky lepper colony..... :lol:
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Re: Names for Pubs
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2009, 04:15:19 PM »
The Sparkling Slop Tray

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Re: Names for Pubs
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2009, 03:22:33 AM »
I keep thinking this thread is "Names for Pubes" which would be fucking hilarious! I'd call a real bushy set "The Forest Moon of Endor" and a nice landing strip "LAX" or "Runway Six-Niner"!
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Re: Names for Pubs
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2009, 07:27:18 AM »
Ye olde watering hole?
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Re: Names for Pubs
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2009, 11:05:52 AM »
How about the Don't Go INN?
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Re: Names for Pubs
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2009, 05:06:07 AM »


Pugg Mahones Irish Pub (with a picture of a pug dog).

Pohg mohone (or something like that) means "kiss my arse" in Irish (Gaelic).
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Re: Names for Pubs
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2009, 05:07:58 AM »


Elephant and Wheelbarrow English Pub.

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Re: Names for Pubs
« Reply #25 on: April 06, 2014, 04:52:07 AM »
If :queenie: and :cbc: go into business together: Weakling and the Weeble
If :moomin: and :litigious: go into business together: The Moomin and the Madman
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Re: Names for Pubs
« Reply #26 on: April 06, 2014, 11:36:12 AM »
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Re: Names for Pubs
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2014, 01:37:35 PM »
If :queenie: and :cbc: go into business together: Weakling and the Weeble
If :moomin: and :litigious: go into business together: The Moomin and the Madman

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