A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Tequila? Not Absinthe?
Odeon's male.
Quote from: odeon on August 03, 2006, 01:36:53 PMOdeon's male.phwoarrrr!
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
woo hoo! i've scored!/does cartwheel (only i actually can't, so it looks really crap, but it's the thought that counts).
if i attempted one right now, it probably would be my last thought, so i probably won't, don't worry.do you think peter's between his legs thing is sticking out cos he's been reading our mild smooching, eh?
depends who's underneath.