This site's fucked up

[Aspie Bitch from Hell]

Remember, before I rip you two new assholes from which to reproduce, life comes in waves for some of us.

Don't do that! At least not until I latch onto his other part!

 

If you have a necklace of cut off penises, then I'm outta here.

You callin that a bad thing, Flex? I feel a bitch attack coming on.........

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Remember, before I rip you two new assholes from which to reproduce, life comes in waves for some of us.

Don't do that! At least not until I latch onto his other part!

 

If you have a necklace of cut off penises, then I'm outta here.

You callin that a bad thing, Flex? I feel a bitch attack coming on.........

I know what you're really up to... You're making fleshy dildos out of your victims' penises aren't you? Or worse, are you a female version of buffalo bill from silence of the lambs, and making a male skin suit, with penis attachment to fulfill a transsexual fantasy of yours? In either case... *runs like fuck away*

[Phlexor]

Remember, before I rip you two new assholes from which to reproduce, life comes in waves for some of us.

Don't do that! At least not until I latch onto his other part!

 

If you have a necklace of cut off penises, then I'm outta here.

You callin that a bad thing, Flex? I feel a bitch attack coming on.........

Is that like the Hulk?

"You wouldn't like it when I'm bitchy!"

[SleepyDragon]

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

[DirtDawg]

If this was sober, go back to drinking.


 

DirtDawg, you owe me a new keyboard. :lol:

NOPE, we seellll them where I work. I can make relevant sugggestions, if you neeed.




I'm am actually fairly gifted in asking the proper questions that are used to close to close the sale, but I'm am NOT a salesmane!

I'm am a part of the suppport stafff!

[DirtDawg]

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

WTF was that!

I get the HuLK reference, from my childhood scamming of comics, but WTF was that!

There is NO intelligent life on earth .....

[JustGiveIn]

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

WTF was that!

I get the HuLK reference, from my childhood scamming of comics, but WTF was that!

There is NO intelligent life on earth .....

No surprise that I lol-ed then.

[JustGiveIn]

Remember, before I rip you two new assholes from which to reproduce, life comes in waves for some of us.

Don't do that! At least not until I latch onto his other part!

 

Go get him Tiger!

Remember, before I rip you two new assholes from which to reproduce, life comes in waves for some of us.

Don't do that! At least not until I latch onto his other part!

 

If you have a necklace of cut off penises, then I'm outta here.

Remember, before I rip you two new assholes from which to reproduce, life comes in waves for some of us.

Don't do that! At least not until I latch onto his other part!

 

Watch those talons, please.

Remember, before I rip you two new assholes from which to reproduce, life comes in waves for some of us.

Don't do that! At least not until I latch onto his other part!

 

If you have a necklace of cut off penises, then I'm outta here.

You callin that a bad thing, Flex? I feel a bitch attack coming on.........

Remember, before I rip you two new assholes from which to reproduce, life comes in waves for some of us.

Don't do that! At least not until I latch onto his other part!

 

If you have a necklace of cut off penises, then I'm outta here.

You callin that a bad thing, Flex? I feel a bitch attack coming on.........

I know what you're really up to... You're making fleshy dildos out of your victims' penises aren't you? Or worse, are you a female version of buffalo bill from silence of the lambs, and making a male skin suit, with penis attachment to fulfill a transsexual fantasy of yours? In either case... *runs like fuck away*

Never would of thought my dick would be such a good conversation piece.

There's no such thing as bad publicity though.

[DirtDawg]

It is mostly the searching for it that has kept this thread going.


Therere can be a mathematical proof presented that mostly demonstrates that, by natural law, you simply MUST have either a positive or a negative dick.

If you have not noticed, people are watching and the evidence is accumulating, but at some point, someone will make the effort to show mathematical proof of your penile differences, quotients and remaining factors.

[JustGiveIn]

 Ill answer with a hypothetical question that I learned a long time ago.

"Why try to solve the unsolvable equation when a pushup bra and a mini skirt would lead you to the answer so much quicker. "

I can be deep when I want to be.

[DirtDawg]

Deep external properties ...


... right!?!

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Never would of thought my dick would be such a good conversation piece.

Well your thread title did sum up what to expect here.

[SleepyDragon]

WTF was that!

I'm the first to agree that Cyanide and Happiness is not the most reliable source of lulz. Out of the hundreds that I've seen, maybe one in 50 makes me laugh. One in 20 (like the Incredible Sulk, above) makes me smile, and the rest are either "meh" or "bleargh."

8-Bit Theater is better, especially if you are a gamer. But the trouble with any daily webcomic is that, sooner or later, the well of inspiration goes dry, and the same tired old retreaded memes keep coming up, over and over. Nothing stays fresh forever.

[Aspie Bitch from Hell]

Ill answer with a hypothetical question that I learned a long time ago.

"Why try to solve the unsolvable equation when a pushup bra and a mini skirt would lead you to the answer so much quicker. "

I can be deep when I want to be.

My kind of man!! 

 

[key Stats]

finally,now I know what the correct anatomical terms are. 'haha,try up to there where my finger is on my blandning' I like it, it has some earthy poetry to it.