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Another good one from the Daily Rotten...

http://forums.dailyrotten.com/352/00031259/

It's like the old Boonga-Boonga joke come to life.  That's the joke where a plane crashes in a jungle and the natives approach and ask each survivor to choose boonga-boonga or death.  The first one chooses boonga-boonga, upon which the natives grab him, bend him over, and fuck the shit out of him.  A few minutes later, he lays moaning on the ground and the natives turn to the next survivor.  "Boonga-boonga or death?"  The second survivor chooses boonga-boonga.  The natives grab him, fuck the shit out of him, and leave him moaning on the ground.  Then they ask a third survivor, "Boonga-boonga or death."  He replies, "No way!  You're not fucking me up the ass.  I choose death."  The natives reply, "Right, death by boonga-boonga."

And now a variation for this particular situation.
Three guys have been found guilty of rape, and the trial has entered the sentencing phase.  The judge asks the first one, "Bubba-Bubba or death?"  He chooses Bubba-Bubba, after which the judge signals the bailiff to open the door.  In walk some guards escorting a very large middle-aged black guy in a blue prison uniform with the name "Bubba" stenciled on the shirt next to the identification number, 250 lbs., most of it muscle.  The guards release Bubba from his shackles, after which he immediately grabs the first defendent, rips open his pants, and ass-rapes the living shit out of him until blood, shit, and cum run down his legs and form a puddle on the floor.  The judge asks the second defendent, "Bubba-Bubba or death?"  He chooses Bubba-Bubba.  Within seconds, Bubba grabs him, rips open his pants, and reduces him to a pathetic moaning creature in a puddle of blood, shit, and cum.  The judge asks the third defendent, "Bubba-Bubba or death?"  He replies, "No, please!  Don't let that big guy fuck me in the ass.  I choose death, please, make it death."  The judge replies, "Very well then.  Death by Bubba-Bubba."

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Re: Rapist begs for death penalty... afraid he might get raped in prison.
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2009, 01:39:49 AM »
Another good one from the Daily Rotten...

http://forums.dailyrotten.com/352/00031259/

It's like the old Boonga-Boonga joke come to life.  That's the joke where a plane crashes in a jungle and the natives approach and ask each survivor to choose boonga-boonga or death.  The first one chooses boonga-boonga, upon which the natives grab him, bend him over, and fuck the shit out of him.  A few minutes later, he lays moaning on the ground and the natives turn to the next survivor.  "Boonga-boonga or death?"  The second survivor chooses boonga-boonga.  The natives grab him, fuck the shit out of him, and leave him moaning on the ground.  Then they ask a third survivor, "Boonga-boonga or death."  He replies, "No way!  You're not fucking me up the ass.  I choose death."  The natives reply, "Right, death by boonga-boonga."

And now a variation for this particular situation.
Three guys have been found guilty of rape, and the trial has entered the sentencing phase.  The judge asks the first one, "Bubba-Bubba or death?"  He chooses Bubba-Bubba, after which the judge signals the bailiff to open the door.  In walk some guards escorting a very large middle-aged black guy in a blue prison uniform with the name "Bubba" stenciled on the shirt next to the identification number, 250 lbs., most of it muscle.  The guards release Bubba from his shackles, after which he immediately grabs the first defendent, rips open his pants, and ass-rapes the living shit out of him until blood, shit, and cum run down his legs and form a puddle on the floor.  The judge asks the second defendent, "Bubba-Bubba or death?"  He chooses Bubba-Bubba.  Within seconds, Bubba grabs him, rips open his pants, and reduces him to a pathetic moaning creature in a puddle of blood, shit, and cum.  The judge asks the third defendent, "Bubba-Bubba or death?"  He replies, "No, please!  Don't let that big guy fuck me in the ass.  I choose death, please, make it death."  The judge replies, "Very well then.  Death by Bubba-Bubba."





 


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Re: Rapist begs for death penalty... afraid he might get raped in prison.
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2009, 07:09:44 AM »
Another good one from the Daily Rotten...

http://forums.dailyrotten.com/352/00031259/

It's like the old Boonga-Boonga joke come to life.  That's the joke where a plane crashes in a jungle and the natives approach and ask each survivor to choose boonga-boonga or death.  The first one chooses boonga-boonga, upon which the natives grab him, bend him over, and fuck the shit out of him.  A few minutes later, he lays moaning on the ground and the natives turn to the next survivor.  "Boonga-boonga or death?"  The second survivor chooses boonga-boonga.  The natives grab him, fuck the shit out of him, and leave him moaning on the ground.  Then they ask a third survivor, "Boonga-boonga or death."  He replies, "No way!  You're not fucking me up the ass.  I choose death."  The natives reply, "Right, death by boonga-boonga."

And now a variation for this particular situation.
Three guys have been found guilty of rape, and the trial has entered the sentencing phase.  The judge asks the first one, "Bubba-Bubba or death?"  He chooses Bubba-Bubba, after which the judge signals the bailiff to open the door.  In walk some guards escorting a very large middle-aged black guy in a blue prison uniform with the name "Bubba" stenciled on the shirt next to the identification number, 250 lbs., most of it muscle.  The guards release Bubba from his shackles, after which he immediately grabs the first defendent, rips open his pants, and ass-rapes the living shit out of him until blood, shit, and cum run down his legs and form a puddle on the floor.  The judge asks the second defendent, "Bubba-Bubba or death?"  He chooses Bubba-Bubba.  Within seconds, Bubba grabs him, rips open his pants, and reduces him to a pathetic moaning creature in a puddle of blood, shit, and cum.  The judge asks the third defendent, "Bubba-Bubba or death?"  He replies, "No, please!  Don't let that big guy fuck me in the ass.  I choose death, please, make it death."  The judge replies, "Very well then.  Death by Bubba-Bubba."



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Re: Rapist begs for death penalty... afraid he might get raped in prison.
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 08:23:18 AM »
In Sweden rapists are usually put in special prisons to avoid the rage of the other inmates, or they're put in prisons with non-violent prisoners like people who have driven drunk or committed tax crimes...

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Re: Rapist begs for death penalty... afraid he might get raped in prison.
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2009, 08:44:01 AM »
In Sweden rapists are usually put in special prisons to avoid the rage of the other inmates, or they're put in prisons with non-violent prisoners like people who have driven drunk or committed tax crimes...


Europeans have no concept of Justice. They pretty much pamper their prisoners but even their crime rates are on the rise. >:(
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Re: Rapist begs for death penalty... afraid he might get raped in prison.
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2009, 08:59:42 AM »
You usually get a harder punishment for a big tax crime than for a rape, btw. If you're under 21, and, especially if you're an immigrant, you can get away with 2-3 months of "youth care" for rape (no, I'm not kidding), while, if you trick $1 million or so from the government, you'll get 3-4 years in prison...
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Re: Rapist begs for death penalty... afraid he might get raped in prison.
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2009, 09:46:30 AM »
In Sweden rapists are usually put in special prisons to avoid the rage of the other inmates, or they're put in prisons with non-violent prisoners like people who have driven drunk or committed tax crimes...


Europeans have no concept of Justice. They pretty much pamper their prisoners but even their crime rates are on the rise. >:(

When it comes to releasing prisoners who've served their time, I'd rather have soft, pampered people coming out of jails than hardened, bitter, HIV-positive people.  Prison systems that brutalise people may be satisfying for those with a vengeful inclination, but it only adds to the problems of that society.
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Re: Rapist begs for death penalty... afraid he might get raped in prison.
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2009, 10:39:39 AM »
In Sweden rapists are usually put in special prisons to avoid the rage of the other inmates, or they're put in prisons with non-violent prisoners like people who have driven drunk or committed tax crimes...


Europeans have no concept of Justice. They pretty much pamper their prisoners but even their crime rates are on the rise. >:(

When it comes to releasing prisoners who've served their time, I'd rather have soft, pampered people coming out of jails than hardened, bitter, HIV-positive people.  Prison systems that brutalise people may be satisfying for those with a vengeful inclination, but it only adds to the problems of that society.

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Re: Rapist begs for death penalty... afraid he might get raped in prison.
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2009, 10:42:13 AM »
In Sweden rapists are usually put in special prisons to avoid the rage of the other inmates, or they're put in prisons with non-violent prisoners like people who have driven drunk or committed tax crimes...

and if you hack the CIA for aliens you go to guantanamo bay because the US extradites anyone from anywhere because they are so fucking mighty.
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Re: Rapist begs for death penalty... afraid he might get raped in prison.
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2009, 10:55:20 AM »
In Sweden rapists are usually put in special prisons to avoid the rage of the other inmates, or they're put in prisons with non-violent prisoners like people who have driven drunk or committed tax crimes...


Europeans have no concept of Justice. They pretty much pamper their prisoners but even their crime rates are on the rise. >:(

When it comes to releasing prisoners who've served their time, I'd rather have soft, pampered people coming out of jails than hardened, bitter, HIV-positive people.  Prison systems that brutalise people may be satisfying for those with a vengeful inclination, but it only adds to the problems of that society.

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You sound like a typical cry-baby liberal whining about those sorry prisoners who claim to be victims of society... ::). Jail isnt supposed to be fun!  :asthing:
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Re: Rapist begs for death penalty... afraid he might get raped in prison.
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2009, 02:18:58 PM »
In Sweden rapists are usually put in special prisons to avoid the rage of the other inmates, or they're put in prisons with non-violent prisoners like people who have driven drunk or committed tax crimes...


Europeans have no concept of Justice. They pretty much pamper their prisoners but even their crime rates are on the rise. >:(

When it comes to releasing prisoners who've served their time, I'd rather have soft, pampered people coming out of jails than hardened, bitter, HIV-positive people.  Prison systems that brutalise people may be satisfying for those with a vengeful inclination, but it only adds to the problems of that society.

 :eyebrows:

You sound like a typical cry-baby liberal whining about those sorry prisoners who claim to be victims of society... ::). Jail isnt supposed to be fun!  :asthing:

What prison is 'supposed to be' depends on the society.  It can be a place of suffering and punishment, a place of therapy and rehabilitation, a warehouse for inconvenient humans and any of a wide variety of other things.  The 'suffering and punishment' prison model has a poor record when it comes to improving societies, and the 'therapy and rehabilitation' model has had better results, but if you care more about punishing offenders than improving your society, the 'suffering and punishment' model may be just the thing for you.
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Re: Rapist begs for death penalty... afraid he might get raped in prison.
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2009, 02:47:25 PM »
In Sweden rapists are usually put in special prisons to avoid the rage of the other inmates, or they're put in prisons with non-violent prisoners like people who have driven drunk or committed tax crimes...


Europeans have no concept of Justice. They pretty much pamper their prisoners but even their crime rates are on the rise. >:(

When it comes to releasing prisoners who've served their time, I'd rather have soft, pampered people coming out of jails than hardened, bitter, HIV-positive people.  Prison systems that brutalise people may be satisfying for those with a vengeful inclination, but it only adds to the problems of that society.

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Re: Rapist begs for death penalty... afraid he might get raped in prison.
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2009, 09:50:36 PM »
I've heard that rape trials are sometimes just as rough on the victim as the actual rape.  I wonder how many go unreported just because of that.

Here in the US, criminals had better be glad there's the Eighth Amendment.  Otherwise, there'd be some serious deterrent going on.

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Re: Rapist begs for death penalty... afraid he might get raped in prison.
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2009, 11:25:52 PM »
I've heard that rape trials are sometimes just as rough on the victim as the actual rape.  I wonder how many go unreported just because of that.

Here in the US, criminals had better be glad there's the Eighth Amendment.  Otherwise, there'd be some serious deterrent going on.


A lot of rapes do go unreported because of that, I think.

Often the victim is made out to be a tramp by the rapist's defense attorneys because they want to destroy her credibility.

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Re: Rapist begs for death penalty... afraid he might get raped in prison.
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2009, 11:45:25 PM »
In Sweden rapists are usually put in special prisons to avoid the rage of the other inmates, or they're put in prisons with non-violent prisoners like people who have driven drunk or committed tax crimes...


Europeans have no concept of Justice. They pretty much pamper their prisoners but even their crime rates are on the rise. >:(

When it comes to releasing prisoners who've served their time, I'd rather have soft, pampered people coming out of jails than hardened, bitter, HIV-positive people.  Prison systems that brutalise people may be satisfying for those with a vengeful inclination, but it only adds to the problems of that society.

 :eyebrows:

You sound like a typical cry-baby liberal whining about those sorry prisoners who claim to be victims of society... ::). Jail isnt supposed to be fun!  :asthing:

What prison is 'supposed to be' depends on the society.  It can be a place of suffering and punishment, a place of therapy and rehabilitation, a warehouse for inconvenient humans and any of a wide variety of other things.  The 'suffering and punishment' prison model has a poor record when it comes to improving societies, and the 'therapy and rehabilitation' model has had better results, but if you care more about punishing offenders than improving your society, the 'suffering and punishment' model may be just the thing for you.


I care about giving people what they DESERVE. If you're a child murderer(or ANY kind of predatory killer for that matter)since your victim(s) cant be rehabilitated why the fucking hell do you deserve a second chance? I say people who commit crimes like that need to be PUNISHED! BTW, FYI, US crime stats have shown that Violent Felons have an EXTREMELY HIGH rate of recidivism and there are hundreds(perhaps thousands)of violent criminals who were paroled and sure enough they REOFFENDED. When form NY governor George Pataki put an end to parole/early release for violent criminals the states homicide rate dropped by 40%! :thumbup: The thing about violent people is that the Only thing that they respect and perhaps truly understand is raw Power. THATS why there's prisons in the first place, so violent people can be together and away from potential victims.  ;)
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