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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #75 on: March 12, 2009, 02:41:41 PM »
That foreplay's the most part, or that it's the best in most ways? :-\
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #76 on: March 12, 2009, 03:31:12 PM »


... most ways.

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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #77 on: March 12, 2009, 11:05:18 PM »
I have had penetration sex for over an hour more than once.    I have only had sex with one woman without a condom, and I have had sex and not came before (with a condom on of course).   It is all about endurance and what you are doing/concentrating on.    I find it is difficult enough to cum with a condom on period.   The last time I had sex, there was very little to no foreplay and it lasted over 50 minutes.   She stayed wet and definitely seemed to be enjoying herself.   She claimed to not really be into foreplay or oral sex, so there was very little foreplay.   That was a first, as all of my other experiences were with women that enjoyed foreplay quite a bit.   She got wet really freaking fast.

Foreplay can be more enjoyable than the sex itself for me because I never have received oral with a condom on lol.   I am good with my fingers and my tongue, so it works out well.   
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #78 on: March 13, 2009, 06:43:42 AM »


... most ways.

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Well, MOST foreplay.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #79 on: March 13, 2009, 06:47:41 AM »
foreplay, play, interplay, afterplay and of course, play again.
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #80 on: March 13, 2009, 07:55:52 AM »
foreplay, play, interplay, afterplay and of course, play again. REPLAY.

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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #81 on: March 13, 2009, 08:43:35 AM »
I have had penetration sex for over an hour more than once.    I have only had sex with one woman without a condom, and I have had sex and not came before (with a condom on of course).   It is all about endurance and what you are doing/concentrating on.    I find it is difficult enough to cum with a condom on period.   The last time I had sex, there was very little to no foreplay and it lasted over 50 minutes.   She stayed wet and definitely seemed to be enjoying herself.   She claimed to not really be into foreplay or oral sex, so there was very little foreplay.   That was a first, as all of my other experiences were with women that enjoyed foreplay quite a bit.   She got wet really freaking fast.

Foreplay can be more enjoyable than the sex itself for me because I never have received oral with a condom on lol.   I am good with my fingers and my tongue, so it works out well.   

It's even worse to use a condom if you have foreskin, especially if you have a long one. Fortunately most of my women never demanded I used a condom.

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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #82 on: March 15, 2009, 10:39:39 AM »
What do you have to say about the accusations about being an uppity cunt? Many new members also think you are. You're snobby and superficial, childish, selfish and naïve. Defend yourself.
she is also nice and sensitive.

been hurt alot i suspect
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #83 on: March 15, 2009, 06:45:59 PM »
I have had penetration sex for over an hour more than once.    I have only had sex with one woman without a condom, and I have had sex and not came before (with a condom on of course).   It is all about endurance and what you are doing/concentrating on.    I find it is difficult enough to cum with a condom on period.   The last time I had sex, there was very little to no foreplay and it lasted over 50 minutes.   She stayed wet and definitely seemed to be enjoying herself.   She claimed to not really be into foreplay or oral sex, so there was very little foreplay.   That was a first, as all of my other experiences were with women that enjoyed foreplay quite a bit.   She got wet really freaking fast.

Foreplay can be more enjoyable than the sex itself for me because I never have received oral with a condom on lol.   I am good with my fingers and my tongue, so it works out well.   

It's even worse to use a condom if you have foreskin, especially if you have a long one. Fortunately most of my women never demanded I used a condom.
So, you are able to give a comparison how, exactly?
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #84 on: March 16, 2009, 05:35:37 AM »
I have had penetration sex for over an hour more than once.    I have only had sex with one woman without a condom, and I have had sex and not came before (with a condom on of course).   It is all about endurance and what you are doing/concentrating on.    I find it is difficult enough to cum with a condom on period.   The last time I had sex, there was very little to no foreplay and it lasted over 50 minutes.   She stayed wet and definitely seemed to be enjoying herself.   She claimed to not really be into foreplay or oral sex, so there was very little foreplay.   That was a first, as all of my other experiences were with women that enjoyed foreplay quite a bit.   She got wet really freaking fast.

Foreplay can be more enjoyable than the sex itself for me because I never have received oral with a condom on lol.   I am good with my fingers and my tongue, so it works out well.   

It's even worse to use a condom if you have foreskin, especially if you have a long one. Fortunately most of my women never demanded I used a condom.
So, you are able to give a comparison how, exactly?

People without a foreskin don't get the condom "trapped" in the foreskin for instance.

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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #85 on: August 24, 2014, 03:56:13 PM »
Read this twice and I still don't know what it's about.  :dunno:

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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #86 on: August 24, 2014, 06:14:32 PM »
Read this twice and I still don't know what it's about.  :dunno:

Now you know how I feel when it comes to most internet drama.  :asthing:

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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #87 on: August 24, 2014, 06:18:11 PM »
Call outs are a bit strange when there's no specific topic. Calling you out for being an ass, for being you, you ass. Ass replies, so?

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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #88 on: September 02, 2014, 03:13:26 AM »
Call outs are a bit strange when there's no specific topic. Calling you out for being an ass, for being you, you ass. Ass replies, so?

farting contest?
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Re: Lit calls out Hale Bopp
« Reply #89 on: September 02, 2014, 04:16:13 PM »
Call outs are a bit strange when there's no specific topic. Calling you out for being an ass, for being you, you ass. Ass replies, so?

farting contest?
That seems about right. :laugh: