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Naked hikers
« on: February 10, 2009, 04:02:59 PM »
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Naked hikers face spot fines
Mon Feb 9, 3:14 pm ET

GENEVA (Reuters) – Naked mountain hikers in the Swiss canton of Appenzell-Innerrhoden will in future face on the spot fines of 200 Swiss francs ($170), Swiss daily Tages-Anzeiger reported over the weekend.

A wave of naked hiking -- particularly popular with German visitors -- outraged people last year in the traditionally minded canton, Switzerland's smallest by population, which gave women the vote only in 1990.

"We must protect our children from these immoral habits," the paper quoted Melchior Looser, head of the cantonal justice and police department, as saying.

Police succeeded in catching a naked hiker red-handed last September, and the 44-year-old Swiss man was charged with public nuisance. But the case has not yet been heard, leading the local authorities to push for a quicker way to deal with offenders.

It was not clear where the naked hikers would find the money, although hikers often carry rucksacks.

(Reporting by Jonathan Lynn; Editing by Paul Casciato)

WTF naked hiking prickers and poison ivy is all I can say   thou at first I misread rucksacks as nutsacks :laugh:
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Re: Naked hikers
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2009, 05:57:53 PM »
Damn that has to be cold.  :laugh:
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Re: Naked hikers
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2009, 07:29:13 PM »
I wonder if they wear shoes.
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Re: Naked hikers
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 07:49:03 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on February 10, 2009, 05:57:53 PM
Damn that has to be cold.  :laugh:
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Re: Naked hikers
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 08:03:45 PM »
They're Swiss. They're BRAVE!. They have guns and drugs.  8)
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Re: Naked hikers
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2009, 02:17:41 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on February 10, 2009, 08:03:45 PM
They're Swiss. They're BRAVE!. They have guns and drugs.  8)

They are Germans in Switzerland and the must be on drugs or need some really bad :P
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Re: Naked hikers
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2009, 06:30:23 AM »
They speak Swüzerdütsch. :toporly:
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Re: Naked hikers
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2009, 07:00:35 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on February 10, 2009, 08:03:45 PM
They're Swiss. They're BRAVE!. They have guns and drugs.  8)
Where do they store these guns and drugs?
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Re: Naked hikers
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2009, 07:09:22 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 11, 2009, 07:00:35 AM
Quote from: TheoK on February 10, 2009, 08:03:45 PM
They're Swiss. They're BRAVE!. They have guns and drugs.  8)
Where do they store these guns and drugs?

Well, the guns are in their homes. Every Swiss man who was in the army has his Gewehr in his closet at home in peace-time. He is allowed to keep it when he gets too old to be a soldier. Until 2000 they had the most liberal gun laws in whole fucking Europe. Then the cocksuckers in the EU pressed them to "adapt" their laws, even if they're not part of the EU.

And naïve people say there's no agenda to disarm the civilians.  ::)
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Re: Naked hikers
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2009, 11:54:02 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on February 11, 2009, 07:00:35 AM
Quote from: TheoK on February 10, 2009, 08:03:45 PM
They're Swiss. They're BRAVE!. They have guns and drugs.  8)
Where do they store these guns and drugs?

 :laugh:

They carried backpacks?

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Re: Naked hikers
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2009, 12:57:57 PM »
Switzerland was like a European Vermont before those shitheads in the EU interfered.  :grrr:
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Re: Naked hikers
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2009, 04:03:26 PM »
WHO GIVES A SHIT? ::)
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Re: Naked hikers
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2009, 04:51:59 PM »
People who love freedom.
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Re: Naked hikers
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2009, 10:41:39 PM »
She's not hiking but definitely naked:


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Re: Naked hikers
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2009, 01:40:47 AM »
But not Swiss.  :P

Alyna rhymes on "slyna" btw, which is Swedish for "slut".  8)
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