A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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come on MSN retard
Quote from: Heinrich on January 25, 2010, 02:22:16 PMlol I don't masturbate for people on MSN you can move your webcam in such a way that i won't even have to see your face that way it will seem anonymous.
lol I don't masturbate for people on MSN
Quote from: McLovin on January 25, 2010, 02:25:05 PMQuote from: Heinrich on January 25, 2010, 02:22:16 PMlol I don't masturbate for people on MSN you can move your webcam in such a way that i won't even have to see your face that way it will seem anonymous.....and if you sit on your hand till it goes numb beforehand....it will feel like someone else's hand which will be even less weird.
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on January 26, 2010, 08:25:19 AMQuote from: McLovin on January 25, 2010, 02:25:05 PMQuote from: Heinrich on January 25, 2010, 02:22:16 PMlol I don't masturbate for people on MSN you can move your webcam in such a way that i won't even have to see your face that way it will seem anonymous.....and if you sit on your hand till it goes numb beforehand....it will feel like someone else's hand which will be even less weird.why is it that a yank job always feels better when someone else does it for you?
does this mean that people are lazy in nature?or, do they like to be served/serviced?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: McLovin on January 26, 2010, 05:55:35 PMdoes this mean that people are lazy in nature?or, do they like to be served/serviced?Don't think the lazy will explain it all.Apart from being served/serviced, people like to give serve/service too.
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 27, 2010, 04:52:53 AMQuote from: McLovin on January 26, 2010, 05:55:35 PMdoes this mean that people are lazy in nature?or, do they like to be served/serviced?Don't think the lazy will explain it all.Apart from being served/serviced, people like to give serve/service too. i always liked togive. to be honest, the reason i liked to give so much is because i knew i was about to recieve. fair trade.
Quote from: McLovin on January 26, 2010, 11:24:01 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on January 26, 2010, 08:25:19 AMQuote from: McLovin on January 25, 2010, 02:25:05 PMQuote from: Heinrich on January 25, 2010, 02:22:16 PMlol I don't masturbate for people on MSN you can move your webcam in such a way that i won't even have to see your face that way it will seem anonymous.....and if you sit on your hand till it goes numb beforehand....it will feel like someone else's hand which will be even less weird.why is it that a yank job always feels better when someone else does it for you?Same reason as you don't like someone yanking out a thorn or something for you. It hurts more. You feel more when someone else is doing it because the nerves in your hand are not reacting at the same time the nerves of the place you touch.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on January 27, 2010, 09:50:18 AMQuote from: McLovin on January 26, 2010, 11:24:01 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on January 26, 2010, 08:25:19 AMQuote from: McLovin on January 25, 2010, 02:25:05 PMQuote from: Heinrich on January 25, 2010, 02:22:16 PMlol I don't masturbate for people on MSN you can move your webcam in such a way that i won't even have to see your face that way it will seem anonymous.....and if you sit on your hand till it goes numb beforehand....it will feel like someone else's hand which will be even less weird.why is it that a yank job always feels better when someone else does it for you?Same reason as you don't like someone yanking out a thorn or something for you. It hurts more. You feel more when someone else is doing it because the nerves in your hand are not reacting at the same time the nerves of the place you touch. Try massaging your prostate... if your finger is long enough!