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U.S. Porn Industry Seeks Government Bailout Money
« on: January 08, 2009, 08:26:38 AM »
I guess even pornographers could benefit from stimulus packages?

I think they were expecting to be taken seroiusly, too.
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Re: U.S. Porn Industry Seeks Government Bailout Money
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 11:12:09 AM »
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Re: U.S. Porn Industry Seeks Government Bailout Money
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 11:57:12 AM »
I guess even pornographers could benefit from stimulus packages?

I think they were expecting to be taken seroiusly, too.

It looks like they were.  I doubt they will get any money, though.

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Re: U.S. Porn Industry Seeks Government Bailout Money
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2009, 12:10:31 PM »
I guess even pornographers could benefit from stimulus packages?

I think they were expecting to be taken seroiusly, too.

It looks like they were.  I doubt they will get any money, though.
Who knows what campaign contributions they will offer in return...

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Re: U.S. Porn Industry Seeks Government Bailout Money
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2009, 12:14:28 PM »
I guess even pornographers could benefit from stimulus packages?

I think they were expecting to be taken seroiusly, too.

It looks like they were.  I doubt they will get any money, though.

Is the bailout only for Christ-compatible businesses?
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Re: U.S. Porn Industry Seeks Government Bailout Money
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2009, 12:21:35 PM »
I guess even pornographers could benefit from stimulus packages?

I think they were expecting to be taken seroiusly, too.

It looks like they were.  I doubt they will get any money, though.

Is the bailout only for Christ-compatible businesses?
Probably. Like Lockheed...

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Re: U.S. Porn Industry Seeks Government Bailout Money
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2009, 12:23:05 PM »
I guess even pornographers could benefit from stimulus packages?

I think they were expecting to be taken seroiusly, too.

It looks like they were.  I doubt they will get any money, though.

Is the bailout only for Christ-compatible businesses?
Probably. Like Lockheed...

Yes, but unlike Lockheed, they'll be able to get it up and keep it up.  :P
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Re: U.S. Porn Industry Seeks Government Bailout Money
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2009, 02:25:14 PM »
I can help them out! I will work for free.
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« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2009, 04:44:03 PM »
I guess even pornographers could benefit from stimulus packages?

I think they were expecting to be taken seroiusly, too.

It looks like they were.  I doubt they will get any money, though.

Is the bailout only for Christ-compatible businesses?
Or at least only businesses where there's a legitimate reciprocal threat from and to the economy.

Granted, part of the issue is that even politicans who aren't total pussies probably wouldn't have the balls to support something this contravertial, seeing as it would offend both morally-conservative cunts and economically-conservative tightasses.  Butt even that aside, I personally find it pretty difficult to imagine it being a problem to the U.S. economy if the porn industry goes south, or even has the bottom drop out of it cumpletely.  And even THAT aside, if the porn industry crashes, it'll be a sign that America has fall on hard times indeed, because I bet this is one of the last places the wankers who are dumb enough to pay for it in the first place are going to cut back their spending.  Of course, if the issue is really that people who normally pay for porn are now actually going for the free stuff instead, a solution that would be far more supported by Washington would be to make free porn harder to come by- which might not really impact the economy, but would prolly still throw the nation into a pretty whorable depression.
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I guess even pornographers could benefit from stimulus packages?

I think they were expecting to be taken seroiusly, too.

It looks like they were.  I doubt they will get any money, though.

Is the bailout only for Christ-compatible businesses?
Or at least only businesses where there's a legitimate reciprocal threat from and to the economy.

Granted, part of the issue is that even politicans who aren't total pussies probably wouldn't have the balls to support something this contravertial, seeing as it would offend both morally-conservative cunts and economically-conservative tightasses.  Butt even that aside, I personally find it pretty difficult to imagine it being a problem to the U.S. economy if the porn industry goes south, or even has the bottom drop out of it cumpletely.  And even THAT aside, if the porn industry crashes, it'll be a sign that America has fall on hard times indeed, because I bet this is one of the last places the wankers who are dumb enough to pay for it in the first place are going to cut back their spending.  Of course, if the issue is really that people who normally pay for porn are now actually going for the free stuff instead, a solution that would be far more supported by Washington would be to make free porn harder to come by- which might not really impact the economy, but would prolly still throw the nation into a pretty whorable depression.

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Re: I might not have even begun to make a dent in all the possible puns here.
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2009, 10:37:51 AM »
I guess even pornographers could benefit from stimulus packages?

I think they were expecting to be taken seroiusly, too.

It looks like they were.  I doubt they will get any money, though.

Is the bailout only for Christ-compatible businesses?
Or at least only businesses where there's a legitimate reciprocal threat from and to the economy.

Granted, part of the issue is that even politicans who aren't total pussies probably wouldn't have the balls to support something this contravertial, seeing as it would offend both morally-conservative cunts and economically-conservative tightassesButt even that aside, I personally find it pretty difficult to imagine it being a problem to the U.S. economy if the porn industry goes south, or even has the bottom drop out of it cumpletely.  And even THAT aside, if the porn industry crashes, it'll be a sign that America has fall on hard times indeed, because I bet this is one of the last places the wankers who are dumb enough to pay for it in the first place are going to cut back their spending.  Of course, if the issue is really that people who normally pay for porn are now actually going for the free stuff instead, a solution that would be far more supported by Washington would be to make free porn harder to come by- which might not really impact the economy, but would prolly still throw the nation into a pretty whorable depression.

You rock!

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TY- though, the puns you missed are underlined.  (Unless I also missed one on a reread).   >:D
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Re: U.S. Porn Industry Seeks Government Bailout Money
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2009, 09:45:02 AM »
Maybe the government is going to be hard on the porn industry but not giving them to support they need to come good.

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Re: U.S. Porn Industry Seeks Government Bailout Money
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2009, 08:43:17 PM »
I can help them out! I will work for free.

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Re: U.S. Porn Industry Seeks Government Bailout Money
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2009, 09:43:29 PM »
I lol'd when I saw this on the news.    It should be obvious that the internet pirates have been hard on the porn industry.    I have paid for music in the last 15 years, but I can't remember the last time I paid for porn.   I am sure that the porn companies have lost quite the wad of cash over the years from online piracy of their material.   I don't feel sorry for Larry Flint or any of the porn companies.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: U.S. Porn Industry Seeks Government Bailout Money
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2009, 11:20:48 PM »
this is just funny, pornographers ewant  money stimulus is like  give to an psych an gun and an chain saw, lol