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Happy birthday jesus
« on: December 11, 2008, 07:44:33 PM »
WTF  Now on billboards pitiful
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Re: Happy birthday jesus
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2008, 04:01:21 PM »
I wonder if he was precocious enough to not shit his diapers when he was a baby?
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Re: Happy birthday jesus
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2008, 09:17:40 PM »
Yep, it's everywhere.



I kind of like this one though.  :laugh:
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Re: Happy birthday jesus
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2008, 10:23:26 PM »
Yeah like i can controll it i do have health problems that prevent that i hope with that fixed, if there are, which this suggests, can stop acting and controll it
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Re: Happy birthday jesus
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2008, 10:58:28 PM »
I have never peaked before my grandfather is the cheater he cheats on his gf with twins and she didnt know it almost had that when was younger i ran away wasnt ready glad i did now
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Re: Happy birthday jesus
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2008, 11:18:14 PM »
Manuel was a bad boy probably peaked antone got mad several times i herd manuel craved attention
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Re: Happy birthday jesus
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2008, 02:16:19 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on December 12, 2008, 09:17:40 PM
Yep, it's everywhere.



I kind of like this one though.  :laugh:

:laugh:  nice one, icequeen. 

but everyone's so bsy celebrating jesususus's birthday, they forget mine!  :bigcry:
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Re: Happy birthday jesus
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2008, 05:33:32 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on December 12, 2008, 09:17:40 PM
Yep, it's everywhere.



I kind of like this one though.  :laugh:

But do they provide a partner :eyebrows:
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Re: Happy birthday jesus
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2008, 05:34:49 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on December 13, 2008, 02:16:19 AM
Quote from: Icequeen on December 12, 2008, 09:17:40 PM
Yep, it's everywhere.



I kind of like this one though.  :laugh:

:laugh:  nice one, icequeen. 

but everyone's so bsy celebrating jesususus's birthday, they forget mine!  :bigcry:


I'll get you your own billboard :laugh:   Early happy b day though
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Re: Happy birthday jesus
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2008, 08:02:49 AM »
They have found out that if Jesus existed at all, he wasn't born on December 24th but in the middle of March.  :hahaha:
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Re: Happy birthday jesus
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2008, 09:02:06 AM »
Quote from: TheoK on December 13, 2008, 08:02:49 AM
They have found out that if Jesus existed at all, he wasn't born on December 24th but in the middle of March.  :hahaha:

There is a great deal of evidence to suggest that the time of his birth was changed "in history"  in order to disrupt and co-op the Winter Solstice celebrations, common to most pagan religions.

Talk about recruiting for your cult in bad faith!
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Re: Happy birthday jesus
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2008, 09:04:39 AM »
This poster made me smile (though the PC people made them put in "probably" )
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Re: Happy birthday jesus
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2008, 09:05:31 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on December 13, 2008, 02:16:19 AM
Quote from: Icequeen on December 12, 2008, 09:17:40 PM
Yep, it's everywhere.



I kind of like this one though.  :laugh:

:laugh:  nice one, icequeen. 

but everyone's so bsy celebrating jesususus's birthday, they forget mine!  :bigcry:

*empathy*

My wife's birthday is in a few days. My daughter's birthday is just days before Christmas.
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Re: Happy birthday jesus
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2008, 09:06:28 AM »
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Re: Happy birthday jesus
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2008, 09:10:14 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on December 13, 2008, 09:02:06 AM
Quote from: TheoK on December 13, 2008, 08:02:49 AM
They have found out that if Jesus existed at all, he wasn't born on December 24th but in the middle of March.  :hahaha:

There is a great deal of evidence to suggest that the time of his birth was changed "in history"  in order to disrupt and co-op the Winter Solstice celebrations, common to most pagan religions.

Talk about recruiting for your cult in bad faith!

The Vikings celebrated Jul at the winter solstice by eating wild boar (we still eat baked ham in Sweden for Christmas) and drinking oceans of mead!  :arrr: :arrr: :arrr: :beergrin: :beergrin: :beergrin: :arrr: :arrr: :arrr:
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