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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #30 on: December 04, 2008, 05:31:03 PM »
Quote from: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on December 04, 2008, 12:20:52 PM
I am 26 and I still can't drive, except when I am aurosed sexually or annoyed :laugh:



What do you steer with you dick or something
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #31 on: December 04, 2008, 05:31:41 PM »
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #32 on: December 04, 2008, 07:28:33 PM »
I can't drive a manual car, only an automatic. I think I should blame my autism for that. :P
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #33 on: December 04, 2008, 07:31:57 PM »
I only drove a standard one and it wasn't pretty :laugh:
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #34 on: December 04, 2008, 08:06:18 PM »
Quote from: Fionæ on December 04, 2008, 05:02:35 PM
Quote from: Icequeen on December 04, 2008, 08:31:38 AM
Oh come on now, we can do better than this.

I'm 41, this summer I was caught by the neighbors on my son's skateboard, playing in the sprinkler, throwing water balloons, and on the slip n' slide.

I still play with Legos, I watch Chowder, Naruto, & any Samurai Jack episode I can find, can't wait until my son opens his Wii this Christmas so that I can finally play Mario Galaxy, can probably name more Pokemon than my son's friends from helping him collect cards, and I have Animal Crossing on my DS, a mini bop-it & simon in my purse to kill boredom.

Growing old is manditory, growing up is optional. :green:





Mario Galaxy is mint.. wouldn't say its for kids either.

My bf got me that for Christmas last year. I beat it but didn't get all the stars.

Why do you say it's not for kids? Let me guess, it gets trickier as the levels go on.
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2008, 08:08:39 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on December 04, 2008, 07:28:33 PM
I can't drive a manual car, only an automatic. I think I should blame my autism for that. :P

I have had troubles with those but now I have gotten better. I can't drive all manuals because they are all different I heard. No wonder I couldn't drive the green truck my family had. I can drive my own though and my Mom's.
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #36 on: December 04, 2008, 08:29:16 PM »
I have a hard time throwing tins away
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2008, 08:45:08 PM »
I drool in my sleep.
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2008, 09:24:55 PM »
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #39 on: December 04, 2008, 09:30:51 PM »
I have about 8 set of keys because I lose then so much
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2008, 01:37:58 AM »
I sleep with a stuffed dog that I've had since I was 4.  It's the only stuffed toy I ever picked out myself, it was the only one of it's kind in the shop and was reduced in price because it had a pen mark on it, which is still just barely visible.
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2008, 02:58:53 AM »
I have a lot of stuff animals but I have few here in my apartment, including my talking Teletubbies. Very few belong to my bf. I even have a few TY Beanes with me. Lot I have in Montana.
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2008, 03:21:19 AM »
I have a stuffed shark that my brother bought in Indonesia almost 10 years ago and I recently got a big and a small stuffed ice bear from my mum, that I have on top of my TV.  :zoinks:

I also rarely throw away empty vitamin cans or aluminium cans for cigars.
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2008, 04:08:05 AM »
I had a crush on Kevin from Home Alone when I was 8 and wanted to meet him and marry him, the actor. Then I got over him because I turned 9 and he wasn't my age anymore. Wait he was in the second one but he says he is 10. Movie mistake or Kevin was lying about his age.


Of course I also knew another aspie when I was 15 who loved that movie and I didn't mind him talking about it. We both talked about our own obsessions. Then we turned into enemies a year later. Long story.
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Re: Tell us your sad confessions
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2008, 11:00:09 PM »
My OCD goes completely bat-shit when I'm getting ready to leave for work in the morning, something like this...

coffee maker off and unplugged
stove off
computer off
computer monitor off
computer peripherals off (all on one power strip)
sliding-glass door to balcony closed and locked
closet light off
closet door closed
bathroom light off
bathroom door closed (after making sure electric shaver and toothbrush properly on their chargers)
a/c thermostat set appropriately
cats' water bowls filled
air purifiers not making unusual noises
a visual on all three cats, to make sure I didn't accidentally shut one in the closet or something like that
no other mischief for the cats to get into while I'm gone
out front door
front door locked and checked several (preferably a multiple of five) times
nothing under car tires where it will get backed over
no stray cats under the car

In Florida, we've got air-plants, which grow in high places like on trees and power lines, getting all their nutrients and moisture from the air.  If I walk past one that has fallen onto the pavement, I've got the urge to pick it up or kick it onto dirt or up into a hedge.

Once I'm in the car and on the way to work, that mess is over with and I can think normally again.  (Driving would be a real bitch and possibly quite dangerous if I was still in heavy OCD mode.)

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