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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #450 on: April 15, 2011, 09:26:36 AM »
I am suing Semicolon for not having a full colon.  :autism:

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #451 on: April 15, 2011, 04:27:23 PM »
I'm suing MLA for wanting to replace a semicolon with a colon when a period is clearly better.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #452 on: April 15, 2011, 04:29:04 PM »
I'm suing odeon for not putting a GLBT section on this site , we demand equality!!!!!!!!!!11111111 :hitler:  :autism: :autism: :autism: :autism:


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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #453 on: April 15, 2011, 04:30:54 PM »
Suing Ink Fish for not explaining what "GLBT" is.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #454 on: April 15, 2011, 04:32:25 PM »
Suing Ink Fish for not explaining what "GLBT" is.

I'm suing Odeon for making me realise I just had a  :asthing:  :autism: :tard: moment and put "LGBT" in the wrong order.  :facepalm2:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #455 on: April 15, 2011, 04:35:00 PM »
Suing Ink Fish for not explaining what "GLBT" is.

I'm suing Odeon for making me realise I just had a  :asthing:  :autism: :tard: moment and put "LGBT" in the wrong order.  :facepalm2:

Suing Ink Fish for deliberately trying to confuse me. :zoinks:
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« Reply #456 on: April 15, 2011, 04:35:12 PM »
I'm suing Squiddy for subconsciously placing Gay before Lesbian in his acronym.  I think this is why he is chasing Gluey all over the board.  You know how the gays and the lesbians keep at each other  :autism:

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #457 on: April 15, 2011, 04:36:35 PM »
I'm suing Squiddy for subconsciously placing Gay before Lesbian in his acronym.  I think this is why he is chasing Gluey all over the board.  You know how the gays and the lesbians keep at each other  :autism:

I'm suing MLA for not recognising that Butterflies is my secret lesbian lover and therefore am not against Lesbians  :autism:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #458 on: April 15, 2011, 04:49:49 PM »
I'm suing Ink Fish for still not offering an explanation to odeon, and for not realizing that "GLBT" and "LGBT" mean exactly the same thing.  :autism:
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« Reply #459 on: April 15, 2011, 04:53:24 PM »
I'm suing Ink Fish for still not offering an explanation to odeon, and for not realizing that "GLBT" and "LGBT" mean exactly the same thing.  :autism:

I'm suing Semi for not shutting it already and bending over.  :evillaugh: :squiddy:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #460 on: April 15, 2011, 04:54:04 PM »
I'm suing Ink Fish for thinking that he can satisfy me. :zoinks:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #461 on: April 15, 2011, 06:31:29 PM »
Suing you for defamashun of character. Ima retire early in mah double wide.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #462 on: April 15, 2011, 06:51:33 PM »
I'm suing Isabitch for slaughtering the English language.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #463 on: April 15, 2011, 08:06:58 PM »
I am adding myself as a co-plaintiff on Semicolon's suit.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #464 on: April 15, 2011, 09:20:17 PM »
I am suing MLA for filing frivolous lawsuits.