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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #240 on: November 24, 2010, 10:29:08 AM »
I'm suing cbc for being taller than I.

Oh wait, you're all taller than I am.  Boy, my solicitor's going to be one tired guy with all these lawsuits.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #241 on: November 24, 2010, 10:47:22 AM »
I'm suing cbc for being taller than I.

Oh wait, you're all taller than I am.  Boy, my solicitor's going to be one tired guy with all these lawsuits.

I'm suing Queen Victoria for harassment based upon height discrimination!  :laugh:


Awww she's SOOOOOOOO CUTE, just 4'11"!   *pat pat*  :laugh:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #242 on: November 24, 2010, 10:49:29 AM »
I'm sueing CBC for overuse of smilies!
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #243 on: November 24, 2010, 10:54:50 AM »
I'm sueing CBC for overuse of smilies!


I'm suing Squiddy for being just too darned cute!  :laugh:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #244 on: November 24, 2010, 03:45:23 PM »
I'm sueing CBC for overuse of smilies!


I'm suing Squiddy for being just too darned cute!  :laugh:

I'm suing both Squid and CBC for not being here, without permission.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #245 on: November 25, 2010, 03:43:29 AM »
I'm sueing CBC for overuse of smilies!


I'm suing Squiddy for being just too darned cute!  :laugh:

I'm suing both Squid and CBC for not being here, without permission.

I'm suing hyke for not understanding the importance of my low-skilled job!  :bigcry:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #246 on: November 25, 2010, 08:54:00 AM »
I'm sueing CBC for overuse of smilies!


I'm suing Squiddy for being just too darned cute!  :laugh:

I'm suing both Squid and CBC for not being here, without permission.

I'm suing hyke for not understanding the importance of my low-skilled job!  :bigcry:

I'm suing CBC for missing out on hyke having a low skilled job too.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #247 on: November 25, 2010, 10:28:17 AM »
I'm suing Hyke for having an avatar that looks like it could give an intense tongue lashing.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #248 on: November 25, 2010, 10:37:24 AM »
I am sueing her majesty for not employing more attractive male housekeeping staff!
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #249 on: November 25, 2010, 10:38:05 AM »
I am sueing her majesty for not employing more attractive male housekeeping staff!

I keep offering positions to the guys, but they won't join the elite women.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #250 on: November 25, 2010, 10:42:46 AM »
I'm suing Hyke for having an avatar that looks like it could give an intense tongue lashing.

I'm suing Her Majesty for being in denial of her deepest longings.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #251 on: November 25, 2010, 12:51:51 PM »
I'm suing Hyke to keep the lawyers off the streets. :P
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #252 on: November 25, 2010, 07:49:21 PM »
I'll sue you for that nice ass jaguar you have, thank you.  :squiddy:

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #253 on: November 25, 2010, 10:02:23 PM »
I'll sue you for that nice ass jaguar you have, thank you.  :squiddy:

And I'm suing you for blocking the drains with your "really good shit"  :eyelash:

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #254 on: November 25, 2010, 10:14:15 PM »
I'm suing Butterflies for matching her hair color to her purse.  Matchy, matchy.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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