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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #120 on: December 24, 2018, 01:52:11 PM »
:santa:  Santa and I are good friends. Be careful when you put on your socks this year.  They may be lumpy.

(And I haven't had my coffee yet.)

  *wobbles in :cbc: :tea:   with the Royal Morning Cuppa!*

Thank you.  Bring another cup and some brandy and join me.
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #121 on: December 24, 2018, 02:17:42 PM »

I have the brandy and something else I was told was known as crumpets.

Be there soon.
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #122 on: December 24, 2018, 04:54:26 PM »

I have the brandy and something else I was told was known as crumpets.

Be there soon.

We'll scooch over and you can join us on the couch.
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #123 on: December 24, 2018, 09:17:17 PM »
Im having a bbq
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #124 on: December 24, 2018, 09:21:08 PM »
Shrimp?

We have stereotypical expectations over here that you are required to uphold.

I am waiting!





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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #125 on: December 25, 2018, 05:00:54 AM »
I have two weeks off so I don't mind Christmas. ;D
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #126 on: December 25, 2018, 05:09:11 AM »
  I hated my neighbor's Christmas party that featured painfully loud music and thumping bass  :migraine:
  until I finally made a timid plea for quiet shortly after midnight.  It seemed she hadn't even imagined
  that her music was too damn loud for such a small building or for late at night, she looked perturbed.
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #127 on: December 25, 2018, 06:22:03 AM »
Australians call them prawns. And I have never tossed one on the barbie.

We had a picnic in the park with vegetables and fried eggs. Then we had ice cream at the beach. Then later the kids had Burgers. I had some nice pate and dips to snack on. We are in the middle of a road trip and it was 35 Celsius today. Heading for 41 on Thursday.
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #128 on: December 25, 2018, 07:03:44 AM »
I have two weeks off so I don't mind Christmas. ;D
You're not allowed to play this year  :P
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #129 on: December 25, 2018, 10:37:52 AM »
I have two weeks off so I don't mind Christmas. ;D
You're not allowed to play this year  :P

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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #130 on: December 25, 2018, 02:59:31 PM »
Shrimp?

We have stereotypical expectations over here that you are required to uphold.

I am waiting!





 :lol1:

Steak, sausages, lamb chops.......resulting in a food coma
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #131 on: December 25, 2018, 03:45:02 PM »
Shrimp?

We have stereotypical expectations over here that you are required to uphold.

I am waiting!





 :lol1:

Steak, sausages, lamb chops.......resulting in a food coma

Mmmmm :drool:
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #132 on: December 25, 2018, 06:45:25 PM »
I'll take some of that.  :green:
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #133 on: December 26, 2018, 01:46:45 PM »
Trying to sleep in a hotel room on Xmas night and I wanted to politely ask the Bogans on our floor to shut the fuck up or at least have their loud conversations in their rooms with their doors closed. But my wife wouldn't let me.
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Re: How much do YOU fucking hate Christmas? ... and why?
« Reply #134 on: December 26, 2018, 04:45:49 PM »
Australians call them prawns. And I have never tossed one on the barbie.

We had a picnic in the park with vegetables and fried eggs. Then we had ice cream at the beach. Then later the kids had Burgers. I had some nice pate and dips to snack on. We are in the middle of a road trip and it was 35 Celsius today. Heading for 41 on Thursday.

Over here in shrimp country they have a size grading system, where the number of shrimp it takes to make a full pound is the grade.

Fifties and sixties are most common from the Gulf Of Mexico. Twenties and thirties are the most desirable for the frying trade and using on the grilles.

Once you get into the ten and eights, we are talking about more expensive shrimp, which might also qualify as prawns, whereas some of the smaller ones might not.
At "Black Beard's Restaurant" located on South Padre Island, near where I graduated high school, their house specialty was a choice between a two or a one butterlied, slathered in butter and garlic, various herbs, and grilled up shrimp. That means either a half pound or a full pound sized shrimp or prawn. You could also order a .5 (two pound shrimp) at times when they were available in the fall.



I love shrimp and even love those prawns which sport a weaponized funny accent.

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