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Offline Lucifer

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Re: OBAMA WINS
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2008, 07:11:28 AM »
Wow. I expected Obama to win in a tight race, but McCain got slaughtered.

http://www.cbsnews.com/

52% to 47% is a slaughter, fasinating

I'm sure he will make the morons lives just wonderful :violin:

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« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2008, 07:11:37 AM »
obama who?

We're not really sure. Just pray for us all that he has a steady surgical hand.

There is quite a massive procedure involving Republican-ectomy that "needs doin' and soon."
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Re: OBAMA WINS
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2008, 07:12:21 AM »
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Re: OBAMA WINS
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2008, 07:15:54 AM »
Good for you. You got a "black" (a mulatto or semi-white in fact) president, second name Mohammed(!). Maybe you now also can get "enriched" European style and become the United Caliphates of America.

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Re: OBAMA WINS
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2008, 07:20:03 AM »

I think his middle name is Hussein. Kind of "trendy"  to get to vote for a person whose name is similar to one we have been at war with twice, isn't it?

No one can say we don't enjoy fashion in this country.
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Re: OBAMA WINS
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2008, 07:50:02 AM »
He won't last long - any alterior agenda will result in a bullet in his head. Only a matter of time ...
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Re: OBAMA WINS
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2008, 07:58:00 AM »
While this is just a joke, I can't imagine what horrors could come forth in a McCain presidency and I am glad to know that I will not find out.

Let me just say that my confidence in our president elect is a little shaky.


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While suturing a cut  on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was  caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck  up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic  got around to Obama and his bid to be our president. 

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a  'Post Turtle''.

Not being familiar  with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'  was. 

The old rancher said,  'When you're driving down a country road and you come  across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's  a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled  look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong  up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up  there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.


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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: OBAMA WINS
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2008, 08:08:27 AM »
Post Turtle :thumbup:

Steve Urkel for president  :asthing:


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Re: OBAMA WINS
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2008, 11:15:59 AM »
pretty turtle!

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Re: OBAMA WINS
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2008, 11:18:59 AM »
 :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks:

i watched it too. so awesome. :headbang2:
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Re: OBAMA WINS
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2008, 11:22:04 AM »
HELL FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

My Obama-Biden sign was shredded and thrown in the street last night. Fucking rednecks! :wanker:

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Re: OBAMA WINS
« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2008, 11:28:07 AM »
Same shit, new package. Hasn't been a decent president in the US since Teddy Roosevelt.

Though there hasn't been a decent Swedish leader since Charles XII.  :(

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Re: OBAMA WINS
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2008, 11:28:45 AM »
He won't last long - any alterior agenda will result in a bullet in his head. Only a matter of time ...
I swear he is the first president to be projected to be assassinated before he even takes office. Really it was an election between Biden and Palin.

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Re: OBAMA WINS
« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2008, 11:29:59 AM »
Same shit, new package. Hasn't been a decent president in the US since Teddy Roosevelt.

Though there hasn't been a decent Swedish leader since Charles XII.  :(

Vote Gunther for Swedish PM!!!
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Re: OBAMA WINS
« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2008, 11:53:45 AM »
I don't really care.
I'm here to fuck you up. :P

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