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Re: Hello
« Reply #90 on: November 02, 2008, 12:12:07 PM »
Quote from: worldbuilder on November 02, 2008, 12:11:24 PM
Quote from: Frolic_Fun on November 01, 2008, 07:27:44 PM
Catholic christianity is the only true religion.
are all catholics christian or are all christians catholic?

Is this another of your mindfuck episodes? How dull.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #91 on: November 02, 2008, 12:15:39 PM »
Quote from: Frolic_Fun on November 01, 2008, 06:29:01 PM

Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.

god created everything i see.
i want to go to heaven.
so if i see witches and tits on intensity,
i should be grateful so i can go to heaven.

thank god for witches with tits!
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Re: Hello
« Reply #92 on: November 02, 2008, 12:33:50 PM »
Quote from: OlDirtyMutate on November 02, 2008, 12:06:26 PM
To be fair, it does say in the New Testament that Christians don't have to follow Old Testament kosher laws and the like.  They still can't be homo though.  It said in Leviticus it was an abomination, and God's distaste for it lasts long after he doesn't care about the other desert laws anymore.

It seems quite clear from these verses in the new testament that the old testament laws are eternal:

“For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished.  Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.”  (Matthew 5:18-19 RSV)

"It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid."  (Luke 16:17 NAB)

"Whoever curses father or mother shall die"  (Mark 7:10 NAB)

“He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.”  (Matthew 15:4-7)

"Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh." (1 Peter 2:18)

“Did not Moses give you the law, and yet none of you keepeth the law" (John7:19)

“...the scripture cannot be broken.” (John 10:35)

Of course, other verses contradict these...
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Re: Hello
« Reply #93 on: November 02, 2008, 12:39:22 PM »
Quote from: Peter on November 02, 2008, 12:33:50 PM
Of course, other verses contradict these...

Exactly, those are the ones I was thinking of
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Re: Hello
« Reply #94 on: November 02, 2008, 12:41:35 PM »
Acts 10:9-15 On the next day, as they were on their way and approaching the city, Peter went up on the housetop about the sixth hour to pray. But he became hungry and was desiring to eat; but while they were making preparations, he fell into a trance; and he saw the sky opened up, and an object like a great sheet coming down, lowered by four corners to the ground, and there were in it all kinds of four-footed animals and crawling creatures of the earth and birds of the air. A voice came to him, “Get up, Peter, kill and eat!” But Peter said, “By no means, Lord, for I have never eaten anything unholy and unclean.” Again a voice came to him a second time, “What God has cleansed, no longer consider unholy.” This happened three times, and immediately the object was taken up into the sky.

Acts 10:28  "And he said to them, “You yourselves know how unlawful it is for a man who is a Jew to associate with a foreigner or to visit him; and yet God has shown me that I should not call any man unholy or unclean."
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Re: Hello
« Reply #95 on: November 02, 2008, 09:54:14 PM »
Quote from: worldbuilder on November 02, 2008, 12:15:39 PM
Quote from: Frolic_Fun on November 01, 2008, 06:29:01 PM
Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.
god created everything i see.
i want to go to heaven.
so if i see witches and tits on intensity,
i should be grateful so i can go to heaven.

thank god for witches with tits!
That looks like a calandale post. On purpose.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #96 on: November 03, 2008, 04:47:12 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on November 02, 2008, 09:54:14 PM
Quote from: worldbuilder on November 02, 2008, 12:15:39 PM
Quote from: Frolic_Fun on November 01, 2008, 06:29:01 PM
Yes, you will still go to hell because you deny god. You have to be grateful that he created everything you see.
god created everything i see.
i want to go to heaven.
so if i see witches and tits on intensity,
i should be grateful so i can go to heaven.

thank god for witches with tits!
That looks like a calandale post. On purpose.

Lacking content makes it a feeble effort, but the lack of self-juxtaposing logic gives it away.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #97 on: November 03, 2008, 06:18:18 AM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 02, 2008, 11:48:26 AM
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on November 02, 2008, 06:56:50 AM
Quote from: renaeden on November 01, 2008, 06:05:11 PM
Hello, Frolic Fun. :welcome: to Intensity.

I have a question: If I don't believe in God but do believe in trying to be a good person, does that mean I will go to hell even though I don't believe in hell either?
I have wondered this for a while but hadn't thought to ask anyone.

I actually asked a born again christian something similar to this in my own home once.

I ended up asking them to leave and I made them cry.

I think there's a special level of purgatory for people like you.

Even though I'm an atheist, you are probably right.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #98 on: November 04, 2008, 07:49:44 PM »
Fucking hell that was fun.  :zoinks:
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Re: Hello
« Reply #99 on: November 04, 2008, 09:40:01 PM »
Hey, why a new account?
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Re: Hello
« Reply #100 on: November 05, 2008, 03:13:58 AM »
Poe's Law — Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.
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Re: Hello
« Reply #101 on: November 05, 2008, 04:33:30 AM »
"Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate."

Here's one that'll piss him off then:



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Re: Hello
« Reply #102 on: November 05, 2008, 09:42:10 AM »
Hello Pugsly. :welcome:
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Re: Hello
« Reply #103 on: November 05, 2008, 10:31:42 AM »
I loves me a Shleed!
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Re: Hello
« Reply #104 on: November 05, 2008, 10:41:16 AM »
Goodbye Shleed.
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