...turns out i have two - count 'em! - TWO hernias.
Yikes
![Shocked :o](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/shocked.gif)
Poor you
![Sad :(](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/sad.gif)
...typical me, in that i have to get a fucking male condition. ![Roll Eyes ::)](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
Don't worry... I've had cystitis
![So cool I can barely stand it! 8)](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/cool.gif)
typical me, getting a blooming female related infection.
![Evil Laugh :evillaugh:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/evillaugh.gif)
No fun getting one's hose pipe blocked up with little blood clot things - not that cystitis is ever much fun.