How not to get laid...

[Trigger 11]

Why is my libido so low?

You don't have enough fiber in your diet. I would recommend seeing a Gastroenterologist about having a Colonoscopy. Once that is done, a fiber-rich diet should boost your libido up in about a week.

[Peter]

Why is my libido so low?

You don't have enough fiber in your diet. I would recommend seeing a Gastroenterologist about having a Colonoscopy. Once that is done, a fiber-rich diet should boost your libido up in about a week.

My diet has a great deal of fibre, and I take a big crap twice a day.

[Lucifer]

Why is my libido so low?

You don't have enough fiber in your diet. I would recommend seeing a Gastroenterologist about having a Colonoscopy. Once that is done, a fiber-rich diet should boost your libido up in about a week.

My diet has a great deal of fibre, and I take a big crap twice a day.

maybe that's where you're going wrong, then.

[Lucifer]

when can i expect my next shag?

Normally I would ask where you live and give you a time estimate based upon how long it would take me to get there, since I certainly do like to oblige the ladies, but I suppose there is someone else on here that may be able to give you a more accurate answer. But being a female, you should be able to go to your local Pub and get shagged tonight. It all depends on your standards.

that's the trouble, see - standards. 

[Trigger 11]

Why is my libido so low?

You don't have enough fiber in your diet. I would recommend seeing a Gastroenterologist about having a Colonoscopy. Once that is done, a fiber-rich diet should boost your libido up in about a week.

My diet has a great deal of fibre, and I take a big crap twice a day.

Then you need to add Yellow Mangosteens to your diet. At least five per day should have you back in the saddle in a month.

[ALLDAYGLOWRANDY]

Ok, fuck you Lucifer and Odeon, and let me watch Lucifer

Sounds like desperate shots.  I know what I am doing, and I don't seem to be getting hurt, except the goldenseal root extract.  Although my reaction is better  this time, because last time it wasn't extract, and there was hives.  I got no hives this time, and I even applied it topically to.
Mouth sores suck!  I think wheat is worse though, with the sores.  I took some of this last time and I don't remember it doing anything.

Your a sorry ass Trigger11, and you make fun of me?  Your reasons are probably illogical.

[DirtDawg]

Ease up, Randy. Quiet place, sit and think, don't do anything - yes, Buddha is smart.

While Odeon and Lucifer were possibly making a parallel to your recommendations, it is YOU who have offered these suggestions over a long period of time. Desparate? No, just a parody of many things.

I don't think Trigger11 was making fun of you as much as complimenting you by working in your universe. Many writers are at first offended, but it is one world we live in. One world. You are a part of it.

Breathe deeply. Think. Think, again.

[Trigger 11]

Your a sorry ass Trigger11, and you make fun of me?  Your reasons are probably illogical.

I have no idea what you are talking about. I never mentioned you, nor did I quote anything from you or that someone else quoted from you, if that's the case. In fact, I have only seen a couple of posts from you in the short time I have been here. I really don't have a clue what I did that could upset you.

[ALLDAYGLOWRANDY]

I wasn't going any further.

You don't think I am suffering?  I would think I would be happier, to a degree, if I had serious mental issues, instead, I find them leaking out of conscious.  My situation makes me a sorry ass, sucks!  There isn't much else I can do exept concentrate on going foward.

Did I just say that, sorry ass, man I am horny, I am almost asking for a spanking, and I never do.  Get me that clepto, thinks she can fuck with me now?  Yes I am neive, take you for a ride  Stupid bitch

[DirtDawg]

I wasn't going any further.

You don't think I am suffering?  I would think I would be happier, to a degree, if I had serious mental issues, instead, I find them leaking out of conscious.  My situation makes me a sorry ass, sucks!  There isn't much else I can do exept concentrate on going foward.

Did I just say that, sorry ass, man I am horny, I am almost asking for a spanking, and I never do.  Get me that clepto, thinks she can fuck with me now?  Yes I am neive, take you for a ride  Stupid bitch

You can do more.

Take some time to sit quietly, think, do not move, meditate.


I am convinced, Randy, that with all the other things you do for yourself, one of the missing links is meditation.

[odeon]

Your a sorry ass Trigger11, and you make fun of me?  Your reasons are probably illogical.

I have no idea what you are talking about. I never mentioned you, nor did I quote anything from you or that someone else quoted from you, if that's the case. In fact, I have only seen a couple of posts from you in the short time I have been here. I really don't have a clue what I did that could upset you.

Randy, meet Trigger. Trigger, meet Randy.

[odeon]

Ok, fuck you Lucifer and Odeon, and let me watch Lucifer

We'd rather do it without you, if that's OK.

[El]

At what point should I stop being willing to sacrifice sleep for sex?

You're kidding right?

Hmmm, read that the wrong way! You have you're entire death to sleep, but you can't enjoy sex once you're dead. So have sex as often as you can, regardless of how tired you are. Besides, don't women get a rush of energy after sex?

Lol, nah, I get afterglow naps attacks like a guy.  Something about suddenly being very relaxed.  (Prolly also has to do with otherwise being tired and stressed much of the time.)

[Lucifer]

Ok, fuck you Lucifer and Odeon, and let me watch Lucifer

We'd rather do it without you, if that's OK.

we seem to have managed okay without him so far.   

[odeon]

Ok, fuck you Lucifer and Odeon, and let me watch Lucifer

We'd rather do it without you, if that's OK.

we seem to have managed okay without him so far.   

I think so too.