How not to get laid...

[Trigger 11]

Having problems in your sex life or maybe some intimacy issues? No worries! Just let me know what your issues are and I will provide sage advice to get you back on that saddle.

[ApotheosisIV]

I have low sex drive and have only been wanking once a day for the past few weeks or so.
How can I improve the situation?

[Lucifer]

I have low sex drive and have only been wanking once a day for the past few weeks or so.
How can I improve the situation?

ginseng, alfalfa juice, pomegranate fluff, zinc buckets, green tea massage butter, biotin dandruff shampoo, oat suppositries and your mum.

[odeon]

Yes, but what if his mum's sex drive is low as well?

[Lucifer]

ginseng, alfalfa juice, pomegranate fluff, zinc buckets, green tea massage butter, biotin dandruff shampoo, oat suppositries and someone else's mum.

[Trigger 11]

I have low sex drive and have only been wanking once a day for the past few weeks or so.
How can I improve the situation?

Try this:

cornholing:
Or: corn-holing , colloquialism for homo- and heterosexual anal-intercourse . See anal-copulation for synonyms.
Etymology: An early 20 th century American expression believed to have originated from the practice of wiping the ass with dried corncobs.

That should get you back on track.

[ApotheosisIV]

ginseng, alfalfa juice, pomegranate fluff, zinc buckets, green tea massage butter, biotin dandruff shampoo, oat suppositries and someone else's mum.

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[ApotheosisIV]

I have low sex drive and have only been wanking once a day for the past few weeks or so.
How can I improve the situation?

Try this:

cornholing:
Or: corn-holing , colloquialism for homo- and heterosexual anal-intercourse . See anal-copulation for synonyms.
Etymology: An early 20 th century American expression believed to have originated from the practice of wiping the ass with dried corncobs.

That should get you back on track.

I'll try that later, cheers.

[El]

At what point should I stop being willing to sacrifice sleep for sex?

[Trigger 11]

At what point should I stop being willing to sacrifice sleep for sex?

You're kidding right?

Hmmm, read that the wrong way! You have you're entire death to sleep, but you can't enjoy sex once you're dead. So have sex as often as you can, regardless of how tired you are. Besides, don't women get a rush of energy after sex?

[ApotheosisIV]

At what point should I start being willing to sacrifice sex for sleep?

[Trigger 11]

At what point should I start being willing to sacrifice sex for sleep?

You're kidding right? Never! But you're a dude, so the more sex you have, the more "after glow" naps you should be getting. It should work to your advantage.

[Lucifer]

when can i expect my next shag?

[Peter]

Why is my libido so low?

[Trigger 11]

when can i expect my next shag?

Normally I would ask where you live and give you a time estimate based upon how long it would take me to get there, since I certainly do like to oblige the ladies, but I suppose there is someone else on here that may be able to give you a more accurate answer. But being a female, you should be able to go to your local Pub and get shagged tonight. It all depends on your standards.