Not sure if I washed the spider down the drain in the shower...or if he took one look at me naked and jumped willingly.
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Quote from: odeon on August 08, 2008, 04:17:17 PMQuote from: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 04:14:33 PMQuote from: odeon on August 08, 2008, 04:12:18 PMQuote from: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 03:39:09 PMwelcome, reborn.you're hardly middle-aged, though - i'm older than you, and i'm just warming up. Can I warm you up? It'll be quicker? good point. what did you have in mind - a run round the block?What? Were you planning on running away? on past experience, would you like to answer that yourself?
Quote from: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 04:14:33 PMQuote from: odeon on August 08, 2008, 04:12:18 PMQuote from: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 03:39:09 PMwelcome, reborn.you're hardly middle-aged, though - i'm older than you, and i'm just warming up. Can I warm you up? It'll be quicker? good point. what did you have in mind - a run round the block?What? Were you planning on running away?
Quote from: odeon on August 08, 2008, 04:12:18 PMQuote from: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 03:39:09 PMwelcome, reborn.you're hardly middle-aged, though - i'm older than you, and i'm just warming up. Can I warm you up? It'll be quicker? good point. what did you have in mind - a run round the block?
Quote from: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 03:39:09 PMwelcome, reborn.you're hardly middle-aged, though - i'm older than you, and i'm just warming up. Can I warm you up? It'll be quicker?
welcome, reborn.you're hardly middle-aged, though - i'm older than you, and i'm just warming up.
Quote from: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 04:34:38 PMQuote from: odeon on August 08, 2008, 04:17:17 PMQuote from: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 04:14:33 PMQuote from: odeon on August 08, 2008, 04:12:18 PMQuote from: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 03:39:09 PMwelcome, reborn.you're hardly middle-aged, though - i'm older than you, and i'm just warming up. Can I warm you up? It'll be quicker? good point. what did you have in mind - a run round the block?What? Were you planning on running away? on past experience, would you like to answer that yourself? So let's skip the run and just have wild sex.
Quote from: odeon on August 09, 2008, 04:36:41 PMQuote from: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 04:34:38 PMQuote from: odeon on August 08, 2008, 04:17:17 PMQuote from: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 04:14:33 PMQuote from: odeon on August 08, 2008, 04:12:18 PMQuote from: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 03:39:09 PMwelcome, reborn.you're hardly middle-aged, though - i'm older than you, and i'm just warming up. Can I warm you up? It'll be quicker? good point. what did you have in mind - a run round the block?What? Were you planning on running away? on past experience, would you like to answer that yourself? So let's skip the run and just have wild sex.same old, same old, then?oh, go on, then.
Friction is stranger than truth!
Quote from: ozymandias on August 09, 2008, 07:10:36 PMFriction is stranger than truth! ouch. may i introduce the word "chafe" at this juncture? i love that word.
Quote from: Lucifer on August 10, 2008, 01:02:34 AMQuote from: ozymandias on August 09, 2008, 07:10:36 PMFriction is stranger than truth! ouch. may i introduce the word "chafe" at this juncture? i love that word. Thats why a good lube is a good thing to have on hand. Chafing is not a good thing to feel when having pleasure!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.