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Re: Another Newbie
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2008, 08:19:38 PM »


You have the coolest user number of all so far, Reborn.

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Re: Another Newbie
« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2008, 01:47:26 AM »
Hi reborn. One more post and then you can see more of Intensity. :)
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Re: Another Newbie
« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2008, 04:17:59 AM »
Hi, I'm Reincarnated William Freund 2008 at 25.

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Re: Another Newbie
« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2008, 04:50:55 AM »
Welcome, Freund! This would have a double meaning in German. You were a real man last time you were alive. 8)

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Re: Another Newbie
« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2008, 04:36:41 PM »
welcome, reborn.

you're hardly middle-aged, though - i'm older than you, and i'm just warming up.  ;)

Can I warm you up? It'll be quicker? ;D

good point.  what did you have in mind - a run round the block?

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What? Were you planning on running away?  :'(

on past experience, would you like to answer that yourself? 

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So let's skip the run and just have wild sex.
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Re: Another Newbie
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2008, 04:43:53 PM »
welcome, reborn.

you're hardly middle-aged, though - i'm older than you, and i'm just warming up.  ;)

Can I warm you up? It'll be quicker? ;D

good point.  what did you have in mind - a run round the block?

:angel:

What? Were you planning on running away?  :'(

on past experience, would you like to answer that yourself? 

 :eyebrows:

So let's skip the run and just have wild sex.

same old, same old, then?

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oh, go on, then.  :-*

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Re: Another Newbie
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2008, 04:56:25 PM »
welcome, reborn.

you're hardly middle-aged, though - i'm older than you, and i'm just warming up.  ;)

Can I warm you up? It'll be quicker? ;D

good point.  what did you have in mind - a run round the block?

:angel:

What? Were you planning on running away?  :'(

on past experience, would you like to answer that yourself? 

 :eyebrows:

So let's skip the run and just have wild sex.

same old, same old, then?

:laugh:

oh, go on, then.  :-*

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Re: Another Newbie
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2008, 07:10:36 PM »
Friction is stranger than truth!   :laugh:

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Re: Another Newbie
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2008, 01:02:34 AM »
Friction is stranger than truth!   :laugh:

ouch.  may i introduce the word "chafe" at this juncture?  i love that word.  :laugh:

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Re: Another Newbie
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2008, 07:42:05 AM »
Friction is stranger than truth!   :laugh:

ouch.  may i introduce the word "chafe" at this juncture?  i love that word.  :laugh:

Thats why a good lube is a good thing to have on hand.  Chafing is not a good thing to feel when having pleasure!   :orly:

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Re: Another Newbie
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2008, 08:14:23 AM »
Friction is stranger than truth!   :laugh:

ouch.  may i introduce the word "chafe" at this juncture?  i love that word.  :laugh:

Thats why a good lube is a good thing to have on hand.  Chafing is not a good thing to feel when having pleasure!   :orly:
Especially when the pleasure's taken over and it's not till later you realize you'll be lucky if the damage isn't permanent.
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