I get a little nervous going through airport security, because I'm usually pulled out for screening. Then I tend to get a little confrontational in those situations, and I get afraid that I'll wind up in trouble.
I was getting the wand screening once, and the wand kept beeping around my waist because of the button on my jeans. The beeping was driving me insane. I reached down to unbutton my jeans, thinking that I was being cooperative, and the lady freaked out! She yelled "do NOT disrobe!" and told me to put my hands up. I almost had a heart attack. And of course, my mom and stepdad are watching me through the glass, just laughing their asses off.
