Are cat threads the best threads in the universe?

[Calandale]

But...a clever one. Which is better than
merely being the tiresome annoyance
that you are.

Would you rather be a target of a tiresome annoyance or a clever bitch?

I find her far more dangerous and enjoyable than you.
So, I choose the latter.

Then why do you keep making yourself my target?

Because, even playing with an inanimate object,
is better than nothing.