Nice...
AHayes:
He tells us to die
He says we drink cum
But all of us know
just where he's coming from
And though he's a bit of a spazz, we relate
A churning, external inferno of hate
His energy someday will find better uses
But for now, let's sit back and enjoy his abuses
His school days are hard, he fights them alone
And tries to just think of his cat who's at home
I think just for that, he deserves a high five...
Congratulations for staying alive!
(By the way, I'm not writing this to mock, it's actually sincere.. please don't pick up that idea...
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