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Offline Alex179

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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2007, 08:43:21 PM »
Anyone you have sex with that isn't your significant other is considered "strange".   Hence the term "getting some strange" being attached to cheating in a monogamous relationship.   Though I think you already know that for some reason.   I will post it anyways haha.

I caught what Randy said with him saying his mom chokes him while he masturbates (or while she jerks him off).   I wonder if he meant to put it that way or not.   I bet he will claim he was going for a laugh.
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2007, 08:52:36 PM »
I sometimes wish he wouldn't
share all the details of his family/love
life.
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2007, 09:35:51 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on September 26, 2007, 07:24:08 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 26, 2007, 07:14:36 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on September 26, 2007, 04:48:09 PM
Not true. I have put her back on 69 for a while now, but someone always gheys her back down.

???

:LOL: Oh, it was you. You and Callaway - I get 69'ed by the strangest people.

We are strange, are we?

I'm not strange.  Are you strange, DirtDawg?

 :lol:



Who's strange?
I'm not strange.

:D
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2007, 09:40:32 PM »
That's what I said.

 :laugh:

 :plus:
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2007, 09:35:19 AM »
Typo maybe, I have lots of family stress, but other than that its fine.

My mom doesnt have sex with me, thank god.
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2007, 02:16:07 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on September 26, 2007, 09:35:51 PM
Quote from: Callaway
We are strange, are we?

I'm not strange.  Are you strange, DirtDawg?

 :lol:

Who's strange?
I'm not strange.

:D

Just not people I would expect to find seeking oral favors from me....
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2007, 02:52:43 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 27, 2007, 02:16:07 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on September 26, 2007, 09:35:51 PM
Quote from: Callaway
We are strange, are we?

I'm not strange.  Are you strange, DirtDawg?

 :lol:

Who's strange?
I'm not strange.

:D

Just not people I would expect to find seeking oral favors from me....

Actually, I was not seeking, but offering. OK, maybe I'm a little strange.

 :angel:
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2007, 02:56:28 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 27, 2007, 02:16:07 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on September 26, 2007, 09:35:51 PM
Quote from: Callaway
We are strange, are we?

I'm not strange.  Are you strange, DirtDawg?

 :lol:

Who's strange?
I'm not strange.

:D

Just not people I would expect to find seeking oral favors from me....
You're popular now.   Maybe you will get some oral action in return.   Where is the line?   Need a number machine for line management?
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2007, 03:09:04 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on September 27, 2007, 02:52:43 PM
Actually, I was not seeking, but offering. OK, maybe I'm a little strange.

 :angel:

Not strange, just too strong a telepath for your own good.  :laugh:
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #39 on: September 28, 2007, 10:05:02 PM »
Quote from: AllDayGlowRandy on September 27, 2007, 09:35:19 AM
My mom doesnt have sex with me, thank god.

Well, she's probably post-menopausal, so
might be a better choice than many.
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #40 on: October 02, 2007, 10:43:14 AM »
No. I don't like it. Sticking your head out on the motorway is always fun though. Unless you're dumb enough to do it when a car is coming past.
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #41 on: October 02, 2007, 10:53:01 AM »
A relative did that to his hand.  Damn near came off, the daft cunt.
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #42 on: October 03, 2007, 09:47:19 AM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on September 27, 2007, 02:52:43 PM
Quote from: Pyraxis on September 27, 2007, 02:16:07 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on September 26, 2007, 09:35:51 PM
Quote from: Callaway
We are strange, are we?

I'm not strange.  Are you strange, DirtDawg?

 :lol:

Who's strange?
I'm not strange.

:D

Just not people I would expect to find seeking oral favors from me....

Actually, I was not seeking, but offering. OK, maybe I'm a little strange.

 :angel:

Well, I AM strange and curiously proud of it! :green:
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Re: do you like choking yourself?
« Reply #43 on: October 05, 2007, 05:25:19 AM »
can't say I like choking myself :p
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