2
« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 14 15 [16]   Go Down

Author Topic: Between the sheets - fortune cookie style  (Read 8827 times)

0 Members and 3 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #225 on: January 12, 2019, 04:40:42 PM »
I don't like those cookies tonight.




"When you can't naturally feel upbeat it can sometimes help you if you act as if you did between the sheets" WTF?

Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #226 on: January 12, 2019, 04:43:49 PM »
That "forutne" thing bothered me right from the start.
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #227 on: January 12, 2019, 04:44:13 PM »
OMG, With the right interpretation, it's getting worse.  :GA:

"Acting is not lying. It's finding someone hiding inside you and letting that person run free, between the sheets."
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline Phoenix

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6161
  • Karma: 413
  • Gender: Female
Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #228 on: January 12, 2019, 04:44:36 PM »
Quote from: 'andersom' on January 12, 2019, 04:40:42 PM
I don't like those cookies tonight.




"When you can't naturally feel upbeat it can sometimes help you if you act as if you did between the sheets" WTF?
Okay the person who wrote that needs to be fired.

Here's mine:

Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues between the sheets.

http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/
Logged
“To rise, first you must burn.”
― Hiba Fatima Ahmad

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #229 on: January 12, 2019, 04:44:48 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 12, 2019, 04:43:49 PM
That "forutne" thing bothered me right from the start.

I would be grateful if you fixed that.
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #230 on: January 12, 2019, 04:45:22 PM »
Quote from: 'andersom' on January 12, 2019, 04:44:48 PM
Quote from: odeon on January 12, 2019, 04:43:49 PM
That "forutne" thing bothered me right from the start.

I would be grateful if you fixed that.

Admin abuse, admin abuse!
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #231 on: January 12, 2019, 04:47:18 PM »
OK, this is something that could get me to bed.



"Before trying to please others think of what makes you happy, between the sheets".



So, Lorre, screw yourself early in the morning. I want to sleep in.  :kitten:
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline 'andersom'

  • Pure Chocolate Bovine PIMP of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 39199
  • Karma: 2556
  • Gender: Female
  • well known as hyke.
Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #232 on: January 12, 2019, 04:47:43 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 12, 2019, 04:45:22 PM
Quote from: 'andersom' on January 12, 2019, 04:44:48 PM
Quote from: odeon on January 12, 2019, 04:43:49 PM
That "forutne" thing bothered me right from the start.

I would be grateful if you fixed that.

Admin abuse, admin abuse!

Kinky, betweeen the sheets.
Logged
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

Offline Minister Of Silly Walks

  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 4035
  • Karma: 421
Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #233 on: January 12, 2019, 06:47:22 PM »
A friend is a present you give yourself between the sheets
Logged
“When men oppress their fellow men, the oppressor ever finds, in the character of the oppressed, a full justification for his oppression.” Frederick Douglass

Offline Phoenix

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6161
  • Karma: 413
  • Gender: Female
Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #234 on: January 12, 2019, 07:08:29 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 12, 2019, 04:45:22 PM
Quote from: 'andersom' on January 12, 2019, 04:44:48 PM
Quote from: odeon on January 12, 2019, 04:43:49 PM
That "forutne" thing bothered me right from the start.

I would be grateful if you fixed that.

Admin abuse, admin abuse between the sheets
Fixed
Logged
“To rise, first you must burn.”
― Hiba Fatima Ahmad

Offline Pyraxis

  • Werewolf Wrangler of the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 16680
  • Karma: 1433
  • aka Daria
Re: Between the sheets - forutne cookie style
« Reply #235 on: January 12, 2019, 09:20:13 PM »
As the executor of WolFish's estate between the sheets, I grant you permission to fix it.  :zoinks:
Logged
Quote from: Gopher Gary on October 11, 2015, 06:41:29 PM
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Between the sheets - fortune cookie style
« Reply #236 on: January 13, 2019, 08:43:50 AM »
Fixed between the sheets. ;D
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

Offline Queen Victoria

  • Ruler of Aspie Universe
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 28244
  • Karma: 2805
  • Gender: Female
Re: Between the sheets - fortune cookie style
« Reply #237 on: January 13, 2019, 08:51:16 PM »
Want to feel my sceptre between the sheets?
Logged
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

Offline Phoenix

  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6161
  • Karma: 413
  • Gender: Female
Re: Between the sheets - fortune cookie style
« Reply #238 on: January 14, 2019, 09:22:57 PM »
That's what she said, between the sheets.
Logged
“To rise, first you must burn.”
― Hiba Fatima Ahmad

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108911
  • Karma: 4482
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Between the sheets - fortune cookie style
« Reply #239 on: January 15, 2019, 02:06:15 PM »
Nudge nudge, wink wink, between the sheets.
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein
Pages: 1 ... 14 15 [16]   Go Up
« previous next »