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Re: I resolve to:

« Reply #75 on: April 24, 2007, 05:04:33 PM »

1. Finish my book
2. Finish the cover for my book
3. Remain focused in my physics studies
4. Finally learn how to play the violin

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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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