Well if we invade bolivia, maybe we can get rid of some of the gangbangers and introduce legalized, fair trade cocaine. Cut down on the exploitation of the native people, and get some much cheaper, proper quality sniff over here. I'm fed up and tired of dealing with shitheads and having to take it home and acetone-wash everything, clean out caffeine, pseudoephedrine, glucose etc. before shooting up whatever actual coke gets left.
Bloody expensive as things are. So lets tool up and invade. I can't imagine bolivia has as proper top notch army to fight back, so lets just roll over there with a few tanks and park up a union jack:D