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Florida is inexpencive
« on: July 25, 2013, 08:32:23 PM »
If you can deal with the humidity and niggers that is. I'm seriously considering a move there sometime next summer

Does anyone live there? give me the lowdown. :blonde:
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Re: Florida is inexpencive
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2013, 08:34:33 PM »
No... I'm still mad at the Marlins.

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Re: Florida is inexpencive
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2013, 08:38:51 PM »
My favorite Floridian is Dan Marino
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Re: Florida is inexpencive
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2013, 08:42:21 PM »
My favorite Floridian is Dan Marino
Uh, Marino is from Pittsburgh

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Re: Florida is inexpencive
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2013, 08:46:33 PM »
My favorite Floridian is Dan Marino
Uh, Marino is from Pittsburgh

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

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Re: Florida is inexpencive
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2013, 08:49:02 PM »
My favorite Floridian is Dan Marino
Uh, Marino is from Pittsburgh
But would you agree his best football was with the dolphins?
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Re: Florida is inexpencive
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2013, 08:53:53 PM »
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Re: Florida is inexpencive
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2013, 08:58:08 PM »
My favorite Floridian is Dan Marino
Uh, Marino is from Pittsburgh
But would you agree his best football was with the dolphins?
 
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Re: Florida is inexpencive
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2013, 08:59:56 PM »
My favorite Floridian is Dan Marino
Uh, Marino is from Pittsburgh
But would you agree his best football was with the dolphins?
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Re: Florida is inexpencive
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2013, 09:04:35 PM »
      There are some really big roaches in Florida.  Really big.  :zombiefuck:

 
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Re: Florida is inexpencive
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2013, 09:08:23 PM »
And sinkholes. why, oh why. must they happen in florida all the time? that one guy went to bed and got swallowed up right there
I mean damn, I cant deal with holes opening up in the earth like that
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Re: Florida is inexpencive
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2013, 09:10:07 PM »
      There are some really big roaches in Florida.  Really big.  :zombiefuck:

 

not the kind of roaches I like

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Re: Florida is inexpencive
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2013, 09:12:44 PM »
      There are some really big roaches in Florida.  Really big.  :zombiefuck:

 


That is the actual size of the roaches we have in our house.  They come in through the underground pipes and land up in the sinks and tub.  Most manage to stay there until we kill them in the morning.  A few manage to sneak in from other openings and we enjoy stomping them.
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Re: Florida is inexpencive
« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2013, 09:18:10 PM »
I'm sure there are roaches here but Ive never seen any. and I be serious, only things I have seen:

mice. fucking everywhere, like as numerous as the stars in the night. they almost remind me of a flock of birds they are that aguile when trying to escape

and windscorpions. google the name, you will be fucking horrified
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Re: Florida is inexpencive
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2013, 11:13:54 PM »
I would be booing the Marlins all the way from Chicago.

They took my chance to see the Cubbies in the World Series in 2003.

Of course like any Cubbies fan, they would blame that guy in the cap and headphones...

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