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Offline ProfessorFarnsworth

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Merry Apocalypse!
« on: December 20, 2012, 12:13:34 AM »
Well not yet, but in the event of an actual apocalypse, the internet would be fucked so it makes sense to celebrate early...

Well ladies and gentlemen, party like it's Y2K all over again. A whole load of hysteria, butthurt and lulz for decades to come.

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Re: Merry Apocalypse!
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2012, 12:21:36 AM »
Ah, yes. Time for the Mayan Indians to buy that new calendar.
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Re: Merry Apocalypse!
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2012, 12:33:24 AM »
Quote from: odeon on December 20, 2012, 12:21:36 AM
Ah, yes. Time for the Mayan Indians to buy that new calendar.

Hopefully it has a disclaimer this time saying, "Warning: This product is only a calender and when it ends, you simply need to purchase a new one. Any events that may emerge on its ending are purely coincidental or self-fulfilling. We hold no liability for any predictions or mass-hysteria caused by our product."
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Merry Apocalypse!
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2012, 02:57:37 AM »
Lately, I'm more bothered with people, who out of the blue, start reassuring me that the apocalypse will not happen, than that I see people anxious about it.

Bugs me even more. Do I look that bad that I need unasked for reassuring?

As for the Merriness, girls have ordered :chocolate: , for Friday. The most Mayan treat they could come up with.
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Re: Merry Apocalypse!
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2012, 08:21:15 AM »
We're having an apocalypse party at work.

I was reading some things yesterday that said they don't even know for sure it's the 21'st, it might even be as late as the 24th. Also they're not sure what time zone, because they don't know whether the Mayan calendar rolled over at dawn or dusk.
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Re: Merry Apocalypse!
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2012, 10:02:40 AM »
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Re: Merry Apocalypse!
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2012, 12:24:04 AM »
Wow. We are still here?
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Re: Merry Apocalypse!
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2012, 12:31:19 AM »
Quote from: odeon on December 21, 2012, 12:24:04 AM
Wow. We are still here?

  Today ain't over yet.  :P
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Re: Merry Apocalypse!
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2012, 12:42:51 AM »
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Re: Merry Apocalypse!
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2012, 10:53:27 AM »
YAY!!!!!
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